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Topic: Cloverfield
Steven Steve
posted 07-11-2007 09:23:43 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YzfNQkwwT3c

Is it Cthulhu, Parasite Eve, Voltron, or another self-masturbatory JJ Abrams shitfest?

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-11-2007 09:31:29 AM
First one is one I'm hoping for, personally. Last one is what it's going to be. Still, I'll enjoy the hype.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Steven Steve
posted 07-11-2007 09:42:06 AM
Oo so mysterious so artistic
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-11-2007 09:44:58 AM
I would just like to see those annoying people be driven insane by gazing on Cthulhu's splendor. Remember, he rewards those who worship him by killing them first.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-11-2007 11:31:38 AM
It's a giant polar bear enveloped in black smoke.
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Steven Steve
posted 07-11-2007 11:38:09 AM
And Sawyer's flowing locks
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-11-2007 11:46:48 AM
Dammit, I enjoy watching JJ Abrams masturbating.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-11-2007 12:03:49 PM
quote:
Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It's a giant polar bear.

I literally threw my remote at the T.V. when that happened in Lost, and just gave up on that fucking show. That pissed me off so much.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Steven Steve
posted 07-11-2007 12:05:33 PM
Ha ha, that actually happened?

Or are you just referring to the one in season one

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-11-2007 12:06:23 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Stalwart Steve wrote:
Ha ha, that actually happened?

Or are you just referring to the one in season one

Yeah. Remember the monster at the beginning that was knocking trees and shit down? There's your culprit.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Steven Steve
posted 07-11-2007 12:10:27 PM
Rob's awesome! :)
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-11-2007 01:45:22 PM
quote:
See, your Lechium means your hair. So technically it's true.
Yeah. Remember the monster at the beginning that was knocking trees and shit down? There's your culprit.
The bear wasn't the one knocking down the trees, etc. It also didn't yank the pilot out of the plane and drag him into a tree a half mile away.

Every season the plot gets more elaborate.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-11-2007 01:50:04 PM
quote:
`Doc said:
Every season the plot gets more elaborate unneccessarily conviluted and shitty.

Fixed that for you.

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-11-2007 01:59:21 PM
quote:
`Doc wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The bear wasn't the one knocking down the trees, etc. It also didn't yank the pilot out of the plane and drag him into a tree a half mile away.

Every season the plot gets more elaborate.

It was still incredibly stupid that the polar bear was on the island in the first place. Tell me, what kind of fucking retarted show needs to have an episode every season dedicated to explaining what the fuck is going on.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 07-11-2007 02:04:49 PM
quote:
Lechium obviously shouldn't have said:
It was still incredibly stupid that the polar bear was on the island in the first place. Tell me, what kind of fucking retarted show needs to have an episode every season dedicated to explaining what the fuck is going on.

I know i know! i miss Twin Peaks also!

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-11-2007 03:08:51 PM
quote:
Timpofee had this to say about Robocop:
I know i know! i miss Twin Peaks also!

X-Files!

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-11-2007 03:14:12 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Tarquinn's junta released this statement:
X-Files!

I always felt that when they were doing the main arc, and they said, "Previously, on the X-Files..." and then ran through a bunch of clips, they should've just run a sped-up clip of a crazy person chucking turds against a wall on a loop for 30 seconds. Then, cut to the X-Files theme.

Having said that, I still really like that show.

EDIT: Oh, also, maybe sometimes the guy would, like, do a cartwheel and then eat one of the turds before he threw the next one at the wall.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-11-2007 04:26:40 PM
quote:
Mortious really knows where their towel is...
Fixed that for you.
Yeah, that too.
quote:
Lechium really knows where their towel is...
[QB]It was still incredibly stupid that the polar bear was on the island in the first place.
There was a zoo on the island at one point. It's now one of the hideouts for "the others".
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Stiddy
Pancake
posted 07-12-2007 12:01:23 PM
I saw the trailer when I went to see Transformers, and I have a creeping feeling it will turn out to be a Gozilla reboot. Everything points to it- a modern, "cutting edge" style of narrative, the protagonist planning to leave New York for Japan, destruction of a famous landmark, several VERY Godzilla-ish noises...especially the fact that the title has been kept secret. If one were indeed to attempt to advertise for a Godzilla film without losing any potential viewers who might not care to see a monster movie, distancing oneself from the word "Godzilla" itself might be helpful.

Probably not, though.

I can't say I'd be opposed to a Godzilla movie with underground surveillance hatches, ex-Soviet cyclopses, disembodied hermits and Nigerian drug lords, however.


EDIT: Actually, the more I read through imdb and its forums, the more I am disgusted with this "I bet it's RAMPAGE!!", "I bet it's CTHULHU!!", and my "I bet it's GODZILLA!!" Oh well. I suppose it really doesn't matter...it will most likely be less LOST and more Mission Impossible III, unfortunately...

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-12-2007 01:30:36 PM
There aren't going to be any more Godzilla movies for like a decade. Toho (the company that owns the rights to it) even deconstructed their gigantic water tank.
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