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Poll: Is it gay?
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Topic: A vital question.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 07-06-2007 11:03:17 PM
So, as we all know, there's a saying -- It's only gay if the balls touch.

However, my brother and I were having a conversation tonight. We both acknowledge that it is gay if the balls touch. But we were not sure if it is still gay if the balls touch with a piece of fabric between them.

I presented this conundrum to Karnaj and he wasn't sure either, so I decided to present it to the community as a whole.

So, tell me fellow Evercresters: Is it or is it not gay if the balls touch with a piece of fabric in between?

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2007 11:04:04 PM
It's gay if you like dudes. In any way.

Fags.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2007 11:08:02 PM
It depends on whether or not you make eye contact. You can always rationalize it as a thigh or something else until you see the look in the other dude's eyes. Then you know you just made a scrotum Velcro patch.

Of course, if the guy you two are fucking is doing his job right, you should be making like a spit roast, if you know what I mean.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-06-2007 11:20:47 PM
Consider the scene:

You're DP'ing a girl with another dude. You never look at the other dude, hell you can be blindfolded and have your hands tied behind your back if you like, so you don't make contact (or are just a kinky bastard).

But your balls touch.

Is it gay?

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-06-2007 11:26:03 PM
it's gay if you enjoy it more than sexual contact with women
Skaw
posted 07-06-2007 11:52:03 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kegwen!
it's gay if you enjoy it more than sexual contact with women
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-07-2007 01:53:58 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Captain Planet:
So, as we all know, there's a saying -- It's only gay if the balls touch.

However, my brother and I were having a conversation tonight. We both acknowledge that it is gay if the balls touch. But we were not sure if it is still gay if the balls touch with a piece of fabric between them.

I presented this conundrum to Karnaj and he wasn't sure either, so I decided to present it to the community as a whole.

So, tell me fellow Evercresters: Is it or is it not gay if the balls touch with a piece of fabric in between?


How the FUCK did you and your brother come upon this subject?

And Mort.. you told me "Youre only gay if you swallow."

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Greenlit
posted 07-07-2007 01:58:57 AM
If you have this conversation at all with your brother.

You're gay.

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-07-2007 02:13:32 AM
I always heard that, if you are the one getting head, then the other person is gay. That could just be prison though, so I am not sure.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-07-2007 02:14:35 AM
quote:
Greenlit stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
If you have this conversation at all with your brother.

You're gay.


This.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-07-2007 02:18:04 AM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Cuba:
If you have this conversation at all with your brother.

You're gay.


Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-07-2007 07:22:00 AM
What the fuck?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Steven Steve
posted 07-07-2007 09:45:46 AM
How did you have this conversation with your brother
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 07-07-2007 11:24:11 AM
quote:
How.... Stalwart Steve.... uughhhhhh:
How did you have this conversation with your brother

He was talking to his friend about both doing one girl and then asked me the question because they weren't sure. Being the older brother, I'm obviously the dispenser of advice to a younger generation.

Anyways, to those that have responded, I thank you. I will present these results to my brother!

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 07-07-2007 at 11:25 AM.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-07-2007 12:02:55 PM
if its two guys alone having sex, its gay.

oral, anal, mutual masturbation.

one or both of you climax, congrats, you just had gay sex.

Steven Steve
posted 07-07-2007 12:03:31 PM
If you have a MMF threesome then you deserve to die anyway
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-07-2007 12:04:33 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
If you have a MMF threesome then you deserve to die anyway

fingercuffs

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-07-2007 03:38:31 PM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Inferno-Spirit with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
fingercuffs

Eiffel Tower when you high-five each other.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-07-2007 03:42:37 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped masturbating to porn to say;
Eiffel Tower when you high-five each other.

haha

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-11-2007 03:37:40 AM
Its only gay when the balls touch between fabric if you are pleasantly suprised. that's when you must worry.
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