Except for Mortious.
Everyone is hereby allowed to kick Mortious in the testicles.
Happy Fourth of July!
Enjoy those fireworks!!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Elena and I are going over to a friend's house today for a BBQ/fireworks extraveganza. Plus it'll be Mikey's first time out with a big group of people, so I'm sure everyone will be oohing and aahing over him.
As only Bill Pullman could deliver.
LOOK AT CHU
SHIP ALL BANGED UP
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
/rant
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Now I'm going to do work. Go me.
I spent an hour and a half crossing two bridges just to go home.
"Oh my god they're setting off fireworks!!!"
"Yes, it's 4th of July. We'll let officers know"
"WHAT!? Aren't you sending someone?"
"No. But we will advise officers in that area"
"What's it going to take, my house burning down to get an officer?!"
"If that happens, call us back and we'll send the fire department"
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Sakkra probably says this to all the girls:
As a 911 operator, my night consisted of:"Oh my god they're setting off fireworks!!!"
"Yes, it's 4th of July. We'll let officers know"
"WHAT!? Aren't you sending someone?"
"No. But we will advise officers in that area"
"What's it going to take, my house burning down to get an officer?!"
"If that happens, call us back and we'll send the fire department"
More stories, please.
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
More stories, please.
Not much exciting happened. I was on 911 only, and therefore didn't take many fireworks calls except when people refused to call back on 311 just to appease them.
About the only notable call I had was a pregnant lady returning home from vacation to find her boyfriend/husband/whatever (she was kinda hysterical so I wasn't able to get much info) had shot himself in the face and was dead. Later once officers and medical arrived, they asked me to call the coroner. I let him know, and advise him that she's 8 months preggers and understandably freaked out. I also tell him we have trauma volunteers on the way for her, since sometimes the family members interrupt the coroner when they're doing their thing. He replies, in a deadpan tone that was practically straight out of a Law and Order or CSI cliche, "Wow. Guess he REALLY didn't want that kid."
It took every ounce of self control not to laugh on the recorded line, and I felt like a tremendous ass for it. 
Hey for you to have to do such a stressful job as a 911 operator, I commend you for even still having a sense of humor, and for having the tact to know when to exercise it.
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This insanity brought to you by Sakkra:
As a 911 operator, my night consisted of:"Oh my god they're setting off fireworks!!!"
"Yes, it's 4th of July. We'll let officers know"
"WHAT!? Aren't you sending someone?"
"No. But we will advise officers in that area"
"What's it going to take, my house burning down to get an officer?!"
"If that happens, call us back and we'll send the fire department"
Heh heh. I get to handle the claims when their houses do catch on fire from fireworks. Hard to be serious.
My manager didn't tell me I was closed for Memorial Day, so I figured the Fourth just slipped his mind as well. I called him to confirm; no answer. I called my other manager; no answer.
I drove to the main store and it was closed. So I went to my store, put up a "Closed for the holiday!" sign and locked up.
I went home, played Earthbound, and did laundry all day. LeMiere fucked around with this message on 07-05-2007 at 02:26 PM.
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Sakkra wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Not much exciting happened. I was on 911 only, and therefore didn't take many fireworks calls except when people refused to call back on 311 just to appease them.About the only notable call I had was a pregnant lady returning home from vacation to find her boyfriend/husband/whatever (she was kinda hysterical so I wasn't able to get much info) had shot himself in the face and was dead. Later once officers and medical arrived, they asked me to call the coroner. I let him know, and advise him that she's 8 months preggers and understandably freaked out. I also tell him we have trauma volunteers on the way for her, since sometimes the family members interrupt the coroner when they're doing their thing. He replies, in a deadpan tone that was practically straight out of a Law and Order or CSI cliche, "Wow. Guess he REALLY didn't want that kid."
It took every ounce of self control not to laugh on the recorded line, and I felt like a tremendous ass for it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
quote:
The propaganda machine of Anakha's Wii's junta released this statement:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What are you, George Takei?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Karnaj obviously shouldn't have said:
What are you, George Takei?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Edit: George Takei screaming "YEAHHHHH!" on the Howard Stern show, isolated, and put into songs/prank calls Karnaj fucked around with this message on 07-06-2007 at 05:05 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Alidane had this to say about Cuba:
I went and saw Transformers.
Then I went to work. Go me.
