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Topic: Best Gaming Magazine ever.
Jester5559
Pancake
posted 06-30-2007 10:30:34 AM
you guys need to make a GAMING MAGAZINE!

Can you imagine the content if some of you wrote/edited it? For fuck sake you would have 1up.com's magazine already killed because of the personality (they try to be witty oh so very much)

I vote Parce/Maradon for General Editor.

Steven Steve
posted 06-30-2007 12:15:32 PM
It would be awful
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-30-2007 01:03:19 PM
It would be 1 magazine per 1 game review, with reviews wrote by everyone that do nothing but trash talk the other reviews.
Greenlit
posted 06-30-2007 01:03:23 PM
And while we're at it let's go ahead and invest in Betamax
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-30-2007 08:01:57 PM
You're kidding right? We can't even review each other's threads without someone laughing it up as they hit the 'Crap' key by habit.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-30-2007 10:15:55 PM
This is the greatest idea ever.

I'll be the editor. And I'll have a cool nickname, or "handle," to demonstrate how hip I am to the gaming scene. This magazine, which we will call "Patch-Ooly," will be editted by me, Parcelan "Backsass" McHarris.

Sports Games: Sean "Brawlin' Bratwurst" O'Toole.
RPGs (games): Delidgamond "Avast Tramps" O'Guinness.
RPGs (missiles): Bloodsage "Irish Name" Hallavaster.

Jester5559
Pancake
posted 07-01-2007 01:36:16 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
This is the greatest idea ever.

I'll be the editor. And I'll have a cool nickname, or "handle," to demonstrate how hip I am to the gaming scene. This magazine, which we will call "Patch-Ooly," will be editted by me, Parcelan "Backsass" McHarris.

Sports Games: Sean "Brawlin' Bratwurst" O'Toole.
RPGs (games): Delidgamond "Avast Tramps" O'Guinness.
RPGs (missiles): Bloodsage "Irish Name" Hallavaster.


You know you want to do it now.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-01-2007 03:50:30 AM
Fire ze missiles!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-01-2007 05:03:33 AM
Maybe if it was a website.

If I read a bunch of people yelling at each other in print, it would seem alot more staged than if it was a website where the stuff didn't come all at once.

Was this just brought on by the amount of bile in your throat reading EGMs Second Thoughts sidebar after the main review?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-01-2007 05:14:45 AM
Wait, didn't we already do this?

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-01-2007 05:24:48 AM
03-12-2004
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-01-2007 06:03:59 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:

RPGs (missiles): Bloodsage "Irish Name" Hallavaster.

Funny!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Jester5559
Pancake
posted 07-01-2007 08:12:55 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper's account was hax0red to write:
Was this just brought on by the amount of bile in your throat reading EGMs Second Thoughts sidebar after the main review?


Exactly - I think it also spawned from seeing Enemy Territories as a review on here as well.

But in all honesty (and I know some of you will go whaaaat?) I actually come here first to see if a game has some sort of review a couple of weeks after its release.

-Jester

Oh and because Im semi new, I feel the urge to say the following: LOLZ Wheres the comicz th4t wuz here in liek 2002

Never again, promise.

Jester5559 fucked around with this message on 07-01-2007 at 08:13 AM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-01-2007 09:14:14 AM
quote:
Sakkra said:
Wait, didn't we already do this?

To be honest, that failed because of (like everything else on EC) Drysart's lack of organisational skills.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-01-2007 10:36:14 AM
Also a complete and utter lack of interest on the part of most people to 1. go write reviews constantly and 2. go read the reviews constantly.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Steven Steve
posted 07-01-2007 10:59:15 AM
I, Steven "0n35h0+" Hunt, will be in charge of FPS reviews
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-01-2007 11:40:29 AM
Just for that nickname, you'll be in charge of the Mary-Kate and Ashley-Olson games. Keep it up and it'll be the Barbie games.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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