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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tarquinn said:
They should have used Jason Statham, IMHO.
Not only your opinion, but that of pretty much everyone on the net.
Now they could NOT use him for this, I have no fucking clue.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Everyone wondered WTF when Stalwart Steve wrote:
The "hitman" looks like a 12 year old, ha ha.
Good god he really does
The trailer is pretty horrible, but it's just a trailer.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Since when is the hitman a teenager?
I mean, he looks like a kid who just got out of chemo in most of the shots. No muscle mass at all, and if i remember right, 47 was quite built. Anakha's Wii fucked around with this message on 06-27-2007 at 12:56 PM.
This guy... well, he doesn't seem to fit the part much.
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Maradon! had this to say about Pirotess:
47 was broad framed and tall. He wasn't so built that he'd stand out in a crowd, but enough to do things like pull 200lb people up through the maintenance hatch in an elevator via the piano wire around their necks.This guy... well, he doesn't seem to fit the part much.
at first I thought there were doing a spykids version of Hitman with that guy sheesh
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Malbi spewed forth this undeniable truth:
at first I thought there were doing a spykids version of Hitman with that guy sheesh
Haha, that's the only vaguely funny thing you've said in all the time you've been here, you fucking creepy shithead.
Of course, this looks like it'll suck just because it looks like a generic action movie. Explosions? Love interest? Protected by God? No piano wire? That's not Hitman.
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Talonus wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Removing the mustache makes him look like a totally different person compared to his role as Bullock in Deadwood. Can't even recognize him. Statham would've fit the role better, but he wasn't interested apparently.
And yet he stars in Dungeon Siege...what ominous power does Uwe Boll have over celebrities?
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Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
And yet he stars in Dungeon Siege...what ominous power does Uwe Boll have over celebrities?
I figured he sold his soul at some point. That's the only explanation I could come up with for Ben Kingsley being in one of his films.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
And yet he stars in Dungeon Siege...what ominous power does Uwe Boll have over celebrities?
Money?
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Azakias had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Money?
How can that be, though? It's not like Boll's movies make a great deal and it's not like Ray fucking Liotta is usually hurting for work. HE WAS A GOODFELLA, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Unless Boll has been harboring some amazing fortune from the public, it's a mystery to me.
Boll has a cult following, and a lot of people see his movies just to see for themselves how utterly horrible they are. Even if the movies are not well received, people are still shelling out the cash to watch/rent/buy them, for that reason only.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
How can that be, though? It's not like Boll's movies make a great deal
They don't have to.
I thought it was pretty common knowledge that Boll exploits international tax codes to recoup a majority of production costs.
The loophole was (largely) closed in January of this year, with exception given to native Germans and native German production companies. Of which Boll is both so he's free and clear to produce steaming piles of shit for years to come. Greenlit fucked around with this message on 06-27-2007 at 08:35 PM.
