Situation: I live in a three-room apartment with two dogs. I have housebroken both of these dogs since they were puppies with obedience problems. The apartment has been cleaned thoroughly only three times in as many years I've been here.
I am now moving out and it needs to be cleaned. The Merry Maids are coming over today to have a look at it and give me a free estimate. What do you think they will charge for this shop of horrors to get a thorough cleaning?
I voted for 800 Maradon! fucked around with this message on 06-26-2007 at 10:47 AM.
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Timpofee had this to say about Robocop:
How many rooms? and do you have wall to wall carpeting throughout?
The bedroom is one room, carpeted. It's connected to a hall, carpeted, across from which is the bathroom, tile. The living room is carpeted and attached to the kitchen, tiled.
Take that $500 and buy an x-box or a 8800GTS or something.
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Blindy.'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Going with $500. Why don't you just clean it yourself? All you need is a sponge, a bucket of diluted bleach, and some kneepads.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Blindy. stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
...Why don't you just clean it yourself?....
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
... The apartment has been cleaned thoroughly only three times in as many years I've been here....?
$150 if the apartment is picked up. $200 if it's not.
However they don't do carpets, so I'll total up the issue with the carpet cleaners who are coming to inject enzymes into the doggy stains here in order to deep clean them.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent nem-x said:
what the hell do they clean if they dont clean carpets
Walls, sinks, doors, cabinets, sinks, butts, my butt, your butt, tile, butts, your asian butt, my european butt, butts, butts, butts.
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Asha'man had this to say about dark elf butts:
over nine thousand
What?! 9000?!
I say $500 all told.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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ACES! Another post by Skaw:
$100-$400. I can't see carpet cleaning an apartment being over $200.
Depends on how bad the pet stains are.
With them saying $200 for not picked up.. and carpet cleaning with enzymes and shit..
Should be plus or minus a few.
But I could be wrong.
Man, I have to look into that
So, basically, anyone who guessed the first option is the winner! But since I'm in a good mood, everyone can PM me for a title they'd like!
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nem-x wrote this stupid crap:
screw you i picked the exact amount
Not if I pick up the room!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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There was much rejoicing when Karnaj said this:
Honestly? Just pull up the carpet. No one wants to move into a property with someone else's pissy carpets squishing underneath their toes; not even Snoota.
That's what we're doing. The carpet and decimated tile gets pulled up, the concrete gets acid washed, new tile goes down.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj obviously shouldn't have said:
So much the better. Do you have tile or hardwood in your new digs?
Since it was designed with me in mind, we put down tile. It's better for people who have dogs and I prefer it.