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Topic: Man throttles rabid bobcat
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-20-2007 12:42:08 PM
Or, why you should never fuck with a Vietnam veteran.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-20-2007 12:49:21 PM
Did you say "throttles"?

Edit - In before some naturefag goes awww poor kitty what a terrible thing to do

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-20-2007 at 12:51 PM.

Malbi
posted 06-20-2007 01:14:47 PM
rabid animals are put down anyway. I don't think anyone can object to him defending himself.
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-20-2007 01:41:28 PM
Veteran 1, bobcat 0.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-20-2007 01:52:50 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Malbi!
rabid animals are put down anyway. I don't think anyone can object to him defending himself.

and yet, when it comes to the vagrant vietnam vets...

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-20-2007 01:53:33 PM
Well, I'd like to take this opportunity to try out some choking jokes. You should give it a try, too. OK, here we go:

And to think that all the bobcat was guilty of was intercepting a transmission from the Bothans.

What? Too geeky? How about this:

Is Dale Rippy gonna have to choke a bitch?

See, that would work better if he'd choked a dog. Hmm.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 06-20-2007 03:07:47 PM
thats not a bobcat thats a fucking cat
Skaw
posted 06-20-2007 03:22:31 PM
quote:
nem-x stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
thats not a bobcat thats a fucking cat

you'd know.

being asian.

and eatting cat.

Steven Steve
posted 06-20-2007 03:23:07 PM
http://www.throttling.us/throttle/
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Malbi
posted 06-20-2007 05:53:38 PM
quote:
nem-x obviously shouldn't have said:
thats not a bobcat thats a fucking cat

its feline yes Ill assume by cat you mean house cat, but if you look at the coloration the paws and the tail you can tell that it is not a house cat as no house cat has that coloration.

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-20-2007 08:30:05 PM
quote:
Malbi enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
its feline yes Ill assume by cat you mean house cat, but if you look at the coloration the paws and the tail you can tell that it is not a house cat as no house cat has that coloration.

retard

Steven Steve
posted 06-20-2007 08:40:07 PM
Yeah I'm a cat and I have that coloration so what, are you saying I'm adopted? Dumb faggot.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-21-2007 06:04:36 AM
I dont care if it was a cat or a rooster. If it attacked me, I would do my best to kill it.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-21-2007 06:12:33 AM
quote:
Azakias impressed everyone with:
I dont care if it was a cat or a rooster. If it attacked me, I would do my best to kill it.

Wait what

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-21-2007 06:18:22 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Wait what

I know it is a running-gag, but

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-21-2007 06:47:41 AM
So another family member beat off the offending cock with a club?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Steven Steve
posted 06-21-2007 09:31:12 AM
quote:
Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
So another family member beat off the offending cock with a club?

And that's why you should never play with peckers.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-21-2007 01:27:11 PM
We're gettin' into some pretty fowl puns here.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
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Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 06-21-2007 08:02:48 PM
Whats really funny is that this was all over the news here... of course... because I live 5 miles from Wesley Chapel.

What bugs me was that this was Headline news,

But two miles south of me in Crystal Springs... No one said anything about the 7 blackhawk helicopters, ATF and FBI agents in front of my coworkers house gearing up for all out war...

Yay news!

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