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Topic: Hey Eurofags!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-01-2007 01:54:54 PM
Wanna see how an American eats lunch?

We don't need none of that fancy shit. That's regular ol' cheese, butter and bread grilled to perfection, a giant mound of Bar-B-Que potato chips and a tall glass of grape Kool-Aid. Fit for any American in a Fireman's boot mug. 9/11 Nevar 4Get

One day maybe you guys will learn to be as American as me.

What'd you guys have for lunch today?

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-01-2007 at 02:00 PM.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-01-2007 02:10:32 PM
Das Boot?! Tiny-sized?!
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-01-2007 02:22:38 PM
Turkey sammich and some mini pretzels, washed down by a diet Dr. Pepper.

Also, is that tricep muscle, or waddle?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 06-01-2007 02:25:20 PM
you had four grilled cheese sandwiches?

I can only have 2 before I get that "you've eaten too much oil and fat" nausea

but then, I do put a lot of cheese on mine... if it doesn't spill over the edge and form those burnt cheese crispies I don't like it nearly as much

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 06-01-2007 at 02:26 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-01-2007 02:26:55 PM
quote:
Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Also, is that tricep muscle, or waddle?

No clue, don't care. It looks good though.

In the words of Garfield: "You can flex fat."

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 06-01-2007 02:27:24 PM
You're representing our country in a Metroid shirt.

My lack of wit has only been further stalled by this fact.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-01-2007 02:27:41 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
you had four grilled cheese sandwiches?

Nah, those are cut in half. Just 2. 2 slices of cheese each.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-01-2007 03:10:48 PM
God damn hippy, cut your hair.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-01-2007 06:56:22 PM
This post makes me feel better about myself
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Steven Steve
posted 06-01-2007 10:32:49 PM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 06-01-2007 10:49:18 PM
that sure looks like a cowboy boot cup from a bank to me... but what do I know?
nem-x
posted 06-01-2007 11:11:25 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve had this to say about Cuba:

i think you need to stop

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-01-2007 11:25:09 PM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter obviously shouldn't have said:
that sure looks like a cowboy boot cup from a bank to me... but what do I know?

nothing as you so frequently display.

Hayato
Pancake
posted 06-02-2007 01:26:20 AM
Ah had sum fried chickens for lunch.
Ryuujin
posted 06-02-2007 01:35:13 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Stalwart Steve wrote:

This is what Delidgamond would look like if he weren't chubby, Canadian and Delidgamond.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-02-2007 06:27:00 AM
You look like the model people use to make animated wrestlers,
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-02-2007 07:32:22 AM
I'd eat that without the chips.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Steven Steve
posted 06-02-2007 11:59:06 AM
I'd eat you without the chips you saucy man
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 06-02-2007 12:03:07 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Robocop:
nothing as you so frequently display.

How's that? I don't post but once in a great while?

Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-02-2007 12:57:05 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve wrote this stupid crap:

HOLY FREAKING CRAP

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-02-2007 01:05:28 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve had this to say about Reading Rainbow:

So if I stuck you with a needle, would you pop?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-02-2007 01:19:57 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve's account was hax0red to write:
I'd eat you without the chips you saucy man

Well, um, I appreciate the offer, but no thanks.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 06-02-2007 05:20:02 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Hayato booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Ah had sum fried chickens for lunch.

OH LAWD

Steven Steve
posted 06-02-2007 09:20:57 PM
quote:
Led wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
HOLY FREAKING CRAP

: >

quote:
Azakias stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
So if I stuck you with a needle, would you pop?

I'm level 30, my defense is too high for needles

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Boss
Pancake
posted 06-02-2007 09:33:16 PM
I just ate a steak, a baked potato and salad. No pictures, but I can show you pictures of the passing later.
Steven Steve
posted 06-02-2007 10:30:40 PM
I ate spaghetti with meat soss, some yogurt, and a bunch of all-american hot dogs
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-02-2007 11:56:41 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

oh geez

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-02-2007 11:59:04 PM
Steven Hunt is totally going to be the guy that helps me beat up people I dislike.
Steven Steve
posted 06-03-2007 12:58:51 AM
It's time for revenge - let's attack aggressively.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 06-03-2007 01:03:54 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Stalwart Steve booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I'm level 30, my defense is too high for needles

Tell that to Barry Bonds!

Steven Steve
posted 06-03-2007 01:07:16 AM
His own strength overrides his defense
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-03-2007 01:07:40 AM
Soss.

Really.

Soss.

Holy fuck.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 06-03-2007 01:20:35 AM
MEAT SOSS
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-03-2007 01:40:50 AM
quote:
Stalwart Steve likes the cock and also said this;
MEAT SOSS

You're fat

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Steven Steve
posted 06-03-2007 02:04:13 AM
No yore
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-03-2007 02:05:43 AM
I'm trying to work out to lose it ok
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Steven Steve
posted 06-03-2007 11:30:53 AM
Make sure you eat lots of potatoes, they are a good thermogenic
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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