You have one roll. That's it. If you use an alt account, you get shit. If you're a lurker that I don't remember doing anything useful ever, you get shit. (I'm not abusing my webspace that much.) Roll a D20 and these are the options.
1 - Critical Miss! You not only failed at getting any porn, but you have to help me find porn from something of my choosing.
2 - Double the flavor, double the fun. Pick two archives that are already on my computer!
3 - 3's a shitty number. You rolled shitty. You get nothing. (I might go find a scat picture and post it. I probably will.)
4 - Rules 1 and 2, etc. Either way, you get to pick from the disc that has the most 4-chan references on it. Togi, Datendou, BE 4-6, Zimmerman is written on the cover of this CD.
5 - Fighting evil by moonlight, you found a CD entitled "Black Dog and Misc". Pick an archive from said disc.
6 - You find 6 girls going through high school acting crazy and silly. You are now hard. Good thing I have the cure! You also found the "Azumanga, AMG, Blue Eyes, etc" CD! Pick an archive.
7 - Today's your lucky day! You found a scouter! The reading says there's over 9000 MB porn in the direct area! Choose whichever CD or DVD you want from any of the other options (excluding videos). Then you can pick an archive from them.
8 - 8 Year Olds, dude. You can pick anything from the "One Lolipisu Trolls" CD.
9 - How much AMG porn do I have? Christ. Pick an archive from the AMG Nintendo Pirates CD.
10 - STRIKE! While you did knock down all the pins and find a disc underneath, and I AM going to let you choose two archives from said disc, it's a dangerous beast. Choose wisely, or untold horrors may unfold. You have found the Jargum, Nintendo, BE 4-5, etc CD.
11 - A lucky one is you. Not all porn resides on this disc, but it is a DVDs worth of crap. Choose an archive from Random Savedata Shit.
12 - Oldies, but goodies. Stuff from the Random Crap 2005 CD is at your disposal now. Choose an archive.
13 - Ooh. Bad luck mister. You fell in a hole with a tentacle monster. The tentacles are made of barbed wire and official Wolfgang Puck brand kitchen knives. Them's the breaks.
14 - You thought #12 was old? I have no fuckin' clue how old this shit is but it was one of the first discs I burned. (I still keep it around, so there must be some good stuff.) Pick an archive from Random Crap ~Mainly Pictures
15 - Another DVD? Holy shit! Choose an archive from roms MP3temp Cha0s Unused (I don't know wth)
16 - You can drive! To the porn shop. Get your own, faggot. (YOU FAIL)
17 - What a shitty birthday. 17. Can't drink, can't smoke, can't buy porn, but I can see rated R movies! Too bad you can only get sideboob. I'll probably post a pic of Scarlett Johannson's tits so you don't feel so bad.
18 - You a CD! It's entitled "Bemani, Lost Eden, Etc" Could the Etc mean CP? Maybe! But you'll only find out by battling the ultimate porn warrior, Mr. Gainsborough. Both warriors will roll and if you come out as champion, you can pick one archive from the disc.
19 - Close but no cigar. Much like the wheel machines at Chuck E Cheese that have stinkers right around the Jackpot bonus mark, you get nada.
20 - CRITICAL HIT! You get to pick something from my videos folder. (It's not big right now, but there's some quality material in there.)
If I tell you to pick another archive, it's just because it's way too big and not full of porn or it's warez or something. I'm not posting mp3s either, so use your best judgment when picking archives.
Have fun and happy fapping! Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-01-2007 at 10:49 AM.
Also, give me time to upload stuff obviously. I have until 2 when I have to go work, but everyone that plays will eventually get their prize. This doesn't mean the game stops at 2, I just won't be here to hand out prizes. Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-01-2007 at 11:04 AM.
quote:why so sour
nem-x.
YOU STUPID KRAUT!
if you post and dont roll you're gay
as in homosexual
1d20 => 13
I hope it goes up to twenty, if not,
1d20 => 8
Here's to hoping I don't end up between Black and his Tentacle Monster.
1d20 => 11
20 => -1
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
1d20 => 9
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Don't worry, Bajah. There's plenty of non-loli on the disc you picked. If you pick something like that I'll just tell you to do over.
And Gadani..your disc is special. I didn't realize how little porn there actually was on that disc. So, it's up to you what to do. Two options. I post the first episode of Magical Pokan (look it up), or you can re-roll. Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-01-2007 at 11:48 AM.
man i wonder if i will get 11 again
also bajah and faz still have to pick the archive they want 
Cthulhu_Spawn fucked around with this message on 06-01-2007 at 08:40 PM.
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough attempted to be funny by writing:
this has to be some sort of cheatingalso bajah and faz still have to pick the archive they want
I actually have no idea what "archives" you're referring to, ha ha! Just gimme some younguns god damn it
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
1d20 => 3
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
BE4 for Demos. A very small rar, but of one of my favorite comics. Unfortunately, it's common as shit. Hell, this was actually published in America like 10 years ago or some shit, haha.
Earthbound for Faz. Couldn't find anything else on the disc that fit the younguns description as well as this. Enjoy, I guess?
Fal and Azymyth still need to pick archives. The roll code is [xroll]1d20[x/roll] remove the Xs.
Hell, if you posted that, I'd probably die laughing.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Shit if I know why it came up but 
Then searched "90 year old woman scat" without quotes.
RIP DAT SHIT GRAMMA 
And call me a moocher, but is there supposed to be a password on the Trolls vs. Elves zip? It's no biggie; I actually get to try out a password cracker to see what's up. (and if the cracker works!)
Heh, cracker.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Also, Zimmerman01 for Karnaj. I seriously have no idea how much is in this archive because I haven't opened it yet.
oh wow that's a lot of porn
Trolls vs Elves unpassworded. Sorry about that! Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-02-2007 at 12:13 AM.
you never said stop and I want to beat myself with a mallet.
For shits and giggles.
quote:
Razor wrote this stupid crap:
*1d20 => 5*
*avoids the smoon stuff* Spicegirl
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough was naked while typing this:
Togi, Datendou, BE 4-6, Zimmerman
Vorbis, Boss, and Azymyth still need to pick from their respective archives. Will post Spicegirl in a sec.
