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Topic: Australian gay bar wins right to ban heterosexuals.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-27-2007 09:49:10 PM
Way to be.

Good thing this happened. Those grandmas spics honkeys heterosexuals are just too damn violent.

Maradon!
posted 05-27-2007 10:13:46 PM
This would be fine if white bars had the right to ban blacks, straight bars had the right to ban gays, and so on.

Sadly, political correctness is run by some of the only true bigots left in this day and age.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 05-27-2007 10:22:25 PM
no homer
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Goma
Pancake
posted 05-27-2007 10:23:26 PM
So, like, how do you prove your homosexuality? Make out with the door security? Obtain some sort of certified faggot identification card? Seems like it would be a bit tricky to maintain.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 05-27-2007 10:26:46 PM
quote:
Goma stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
So, like, how do you prove your homosexuality? Make out with the door security? Obtain some sort of certified faggot identification card? Seems like it would be a bit tricky to maintain.

diameter

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Goma
Pancake
posted 05-27-2007 10:28:40 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Inferno-Spirit said this:
diameter

Haha, good one. The bouncers would all carry a pair of inside calipers just in case trouble starts and they gotta start checking people.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-27-2007 10:47:28 PM
What straight person wants to go to a gay bar, anyway? This ban seems a lttle redundant.
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BeauChan
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posted 05-27-2007 10:51:51 PM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur Karnaj! Them's Fightin words:
What straight person wants to go to a gay bar, anyway? This ban seems a lttle redundant.

I love going to gay bars. There's no pressure from men, and it's generally always cleaner and less teeny-bopper than the other clubs.

It also helps that the music (at least at the ones I go to) is always good.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
nem-x
posted 05-28-2007 12:06:07 AM
Maradon!
posted 05-28-2007 01:42:03 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Karnaj who doth quote:
What straight person wants to go to a gay bar, anyway? This ban seems a lttle redundant.

Gay bars are a great way to meet women, plus you can freely grope them because they assume that you are gay and not really interested.

CBTao
Pancake
posted 05-28-2007 01:46:26 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon! said:
Gay bars are a great way to meet women, plus you can freely grope them because they assume that you are gay and not really interested.

Maradon speaks from extensive experience.

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 05-28-2007 02:41:11 AM
Agree....^^^
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-28-2007 04:17:21 AM
quote:
Goma had this to say about Punky Brewster:
So, like, how do you prove your homosexuality? Make out with the door security? Obtain some sort of certified faggot identification card? Seems like it would be a bit tricky to maintain.

Duh, gaydar. What do you think they have it for?

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-28-2007 04:43:52 AM
Gaydar
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-28-2007 05:13:56 AM
It's not actually a helpful thing at all for women to assume that you're gay. Women want men--not boys, emasculates or gays.
Maradon!
posted 05-28-2007 05:38:29 AM
quote:
x--PvednesO-('-'Q) :
It's not actually a helpful thing at all for women to assume that you're gay. Women want men--not boys, emasculates or gays.

You mistake my point - when the girl assumes you're gay, you're basically granted touching privileges that would otherwise get you slapped.

We're talking about random faces in the crowd, not ones you're actually pursuing.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-28-2007 11:19:59 AM
quote:
Oh Karnaj. Oh Karnaj! Oh Karnaj!!;
What straight person wants to go to a gay bar, anyway? This ban seems a lttle redundant.

When your girlfriend drags you to a gay bar so you guys (read: just her) won't be bothered by the opposite sex, you'll know why.

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Pancake
posted 05-28-2007 12:39:31 PM
I promise man! I love the cock! Let me in this place!
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-28-2007 04:55:41 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Gaydar

Ha, that's great! All they need to do is develop a Java version that would run on cell phones and they'd be rich. I mean like Bill Gates rich.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Pancake
posted 05-28-2007 04:59:50 PM
quote:
"Sometimes heterosexual groups and lesbian groups insult and deride and are even physically violent towards the gay male patrons."

Anakha's Wii fucked around with this message on 05-28-2007 at 05:00 PM.

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