At least this guy didn't do it like the drug mules do it...
Imagine a bunch of baggies of snakes popping in your rectum/intestine/stomach.
Cookie Goddess Supreme Furry Kitsune of Power! Pouncer of the 12th degree! "Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!" Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"