I'd wish all my socks were the same.
my socks are white, chief
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Mr. Gainsborough said:
sorry i'm not gaymy socks are white, chief
Only kids and girls are allowed to wear white socks.
can't forget straight people
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Maradon! said this about your mom:
Nobody knows what color my socks are except me, because I don't wear highwaters.
Yeah, my pants legs are long and my socks are low cuts. So theres virtually no way anyone can figure out the color of my socks.
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Mr. Gainsborough said:
and straight peoplecan't forget straight people
.. and American tourists, but it must be accompanied by sandals (in any weather), shorts (in any weather) and a camera slung around the neck.
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Mr. Gainsborough was listening to Cher while typing:
and straight peoplecan't forget straight people
Yeah, those white socks are definitely the way to go to impress chicks.
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TheOriginalZane had this to say about Punky Brewster:
actually it's BETTER not to fold them. Folding them wears out the elastic faster.
That's what I thought, too.
I don't have more than one pair of the same colored socks and they all just get tossed in a drawer.
Makes it easier to remove the poop after Parcelan visits. Asha'man fucked around with this message on 04-23-2007 at 09:42 PM.
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Asha'man had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'd rather shorten the lifespan of my socks by a few days (really) than have a disorderly sock drawer.Makes it easier to remove the poop after Parcelan visits.
you could always just stack them, since stacks of socks fit neater in a drawer then balls.
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Asha'man was naked while typing this:
Yeah, those white socks are definitely the way to go to impress chicks.
If you're trying to impress chicks with the color of your socks, you've fucked up somewhere.
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Delphi Aegis said:
you could always just stack them, since stacks of socks fit neater in a drawer then balls.
I stack them too. It saves time. Albeit only a second or two.. but I would go insane if I had to keep popping open those god damn sockballs.
I find it also takes up less space, but it all depends on how you have your drawer arranged I guess. I go with the "stuff things in and hope it fits" approach. With all things. ¬_¬
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Willias had this to say about the Spice Girls:
If you're trying to impress chicks with the color of your socks, you've fucked up somewhere.
I'm glad someone finally said it. 
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Blackened had this to say about the Spice Girls:
No, but you should ideally have more the one color. Fashion rules are your socks are supposed to be one shade darker than your pants, except obviously for black.
Eh, the fashion rules on socks are odd. I've more often heard you match the color to your shoes first and pants second, but if you have casual shoes then you always go with white socks.
edit: if your socks are visible then you are wearing shorts and that's supposed to be unacceptable as an adult, too Kegwen fucked around with this message on 04-23-2007 at 10:32 PM.
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Willias had this to say about the Spice Girls:
If you're trying to impress chicks with the color of your socks, you've fucked up somewhere.
Oh, it might just be, I don't know... Fashion? You know, that crazy thing girls just love.
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Asha'man had this to say about Duck Tales:
Oh, it might just be, I don't know... Fashion? You know, that crazy thing girls just love.
dude seriously
fashion might be important...but socks are like the low man on that totem pole, buddy
About 60% of my socks are navy. But every pair is a slightly different shade of it--so yes, you do need to fold them, else you end up with a whole bunch of odd socks that are difficult to pair.
pvednes is right, you WILL look like a fucking clown if you're wearing white socks with certain dress
face the facts Gains, you'll have to bite the bullet and buy some black/navy blue/neutral colors eventually
p.s. everyone who's saying "hurr if you're trying to attract women with the color of your socks you're don't something wrong" is stupid. Women DO notice these things and they DO add up. But I can't count on a forum of geeky guys to know these things. count on the English, Australians, and a Post-Op to get it right
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`Doc painfully thought these words up:
White socks are fine for casual or athletic wear; basically any situation that allows sneakers allows white socks. Dress shoes, which are typically either black or brown, should be accompanied by matching socks (equal or slightly darker shade, as already stated). I don't know the proper sandal sock etiquette, since I don't wear socks with sandals.
I agree with this.
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It's not even a matter of fashion. Not wearing white socks inappropriately is simply a matter of not looking like a clown.
Clowns wear striped socks, not white socks.
I don't have dress occasions.
it's trying figure out a reason why my mom is bitching at me about not folding my socks
gb2w&w
edit: compared to t-shirt and jeans. also yes I know it's necessary sometimes but that doesn't mean I have to like it Kegwen fucked around with this message on 04-24-2007 at 12:09 AM.
People comment and laugh. Girlfriend finds it hilarious when I forget what day it is and wear the wrong pair.
goddammit EC
ok the RP thread is more popular but still WHY Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 04-24-2007 at 01:02 AM.
On the rare occasions I do dress up, I bust out my 1 (one) pair of black socks.
The real world is going to destroy me.
p.s. I bet you sock-folders fold your underwear too. Waste of time if you ask me, it's not like anyone can see the wrinkle across your ass.
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Mr. Gainsborough painfully thought these words up:
is there a reason to fold them?
Mine are not the same colors and I just toss them in the top drawer.
