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Topic: Once you watch this you cannot unwatch it.
Greenlit
posted 04-18-2007 03:02:50 PM
HALOID

I threw up three times.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2007 03:12:37 PM
THREAT LEVEL:
MASSIVE

Oh god, this is fucking my mind.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2007 03:15:26 PM
Jesus Christ, they're wanking the Matrix TO THE EXTREME and it's not even halfway done.

OH FUCK THE LIGHTSABER SOUND

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 04-18-2007 03:15:35 PM
Watch it until the very end. Through the credits.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 04-18-2007 03:16:49 PM
Sean, I'm going to rape you for showing me this. And not in the good way.
Dave
)_(
posted 04-18-2007 03:18:26 PM
The action was over the top, but it was still worth watching.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2007 03:19:44 PM
If you turn up the volume, you can actually hear the sounds of the guy beating off, left over from the editing process.

Also, I hate you so much right now, Sean. OK! Back to the wankfest.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2007 03:24:00 PM
OH JESUS FUCK.

OK, at the credits. How can this possibly get any worse?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2007 03:28:17 PM
Oh.

That's how.

Sean, I'm flying down to Miami in a couple of months. I was going to go visit my family down in the Keys, but now I'm going to drive north and take a shit on every single thing you hold dear.

It might take me a couple of days, so you better have a comfortable couch, and snacks.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-18-2007 03:51:41 PM
OH CHRIST OH GOD OH SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP WHAT HAVE I SEEN?!
nem-x
posted 04-18-2007 03:58:18 PM
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-18-2007 05:41:33 PM
Oh god. Why did I watch after the credits?
Zaeron
Pancake
posted 04-18-2007 06:04:57 PM
I knew I shouldn't have waited through the credits. I knew it was going to be bad.

Why, god? WHY?!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-18-2007 06:16:29 PM
I think I may renounce my faith.
nem-x
posted 04-18-2007 06:17:09 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-18-2007 06:19:23 PM
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-18-2007 06:35:43 PM
Jeebus. Paired with his pretentious whining about being under appreciated as an artist--eek!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-18-2007 07:43:23 PM
Bwahaha!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 04-18-2007 08:28:32 PM
Am I the only one who finds the Elite backup dancers hilarious?
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Skaw
posted 04-18-2007 08:55:04 PM
It needed some Space Pirates, and other foils from Metroid. Covenant only just made it worse.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-18-2007 09:53:47 PM
You know, it was already so far over the top I thought there was NO POSSIBLE WAY to find anything even CHEESIER until they did the 'sniper shot ricocheting between the two flying shield killing dozens of enemies in a row with a single shot' thing O_o
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 04-19-2007 12:14:42 AM
I only made it to the point where they started fighting the covenant together.

I couldn't take it anymore.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-19-2007 12:18:33 AM
You missed the 'best' parts.
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 04-19-2007 12:30:58 AM
I love the ending......had to watch it over and over again.

OrangeBrand fucked around with this message on 04-19-2007 at 12:38 AM.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Tier
posted 04-19-2007 01:09:41 AM
That's like watching my friend debate who would win a fight between Sam Fisher and Solid Snake... Except more retarded.

...Oh. I hadn't watched far enough. Scratch that, I'd rather watch my friends mudwrestle each other to decide whether Sam Fisher or Solid Snake would win.

Asha'man fucked around with this message on 04-19-2007 at 01:13 AM.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-19-2007 03:47:27 PM
Reading everyones responses here, I thought clicking on this would have goatse'd me or something.

But holy crap that was the most awesome thing I have seen all year. Although the ending was kinda o.O I would LOVE to play a game like that xD

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-19-2007 04:04:43 PM
quote:
OrangeBrand spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I love the ending......had to watch it over and over again.

Oh yeah, that's right. Alaan's webspace is down.

Anyways, movie was alright.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 04-19-2007 at 04:08 PM.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-19-2007 05:04:46 PM
That was.. just.. .. It was like I couldn't look away.

Delphi Aegis fucked around with this message on 04-19-2007 at 05:05 PM.

Willias
Pancake
posted 04-19-2007 07:22:34 PM
I was entertained. The end was horrible though. ugh D:

The beginning was easily the best part, especially the bit with the shotguns. WAAAAAAAAAAH.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-19-2007 08:35:39 PM
I can't wait for Rule 34 on this shit.
Greenlit
posted 04-19-2007 09:26:23 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough was naked while typing this:
I can't wait for Rule 34 on this shit.

I've seen it before. I'd be surprised if it's not already all over /r/

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-19-2007 10:02:02 PM
Wrong thread. Jesus, wrong board. How the fuck did I get here?

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 04-19-2007 at 10:04 PM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2007 10:15:42 PM
quote:
JooJooFloping:
Wrong thread. Jesus, wrong board. How the fuck did I get here?

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit joojooflop sighting

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 04-19-2007 11:34:07 PM
I kind of enjoyed that. The end was cringeworthy and it wasn't very original, but I have a soft spot for SPARTANS. Even if it's this retarded.

p.s. Creator is a Samus fanboy. A SPARTAN II would destroy Samus. god, i'm a nerd

Willias
Pancake
posted 04-20-2007 01:15:07 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Duck Tales:
Wrong thread. Jesus, wrong board. How the fuck did I get here?

I don't know, but sup guy?

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-20-2007 08:15:46 AM
Spartans have SHIT on Samus.
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-20-2007 12:13:26 PM
quote:
Blindy. was naked while typing this:
Spartans have SHIT on Samus.

this is madness

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-20-2007 12:38:39 PM
Okay, that was slightly over the top.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-20-2007 12:51:56 PM
Slightly?
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-20-2007 04:23:40 PM
haha they totally should've ended it with a bit of lesbonics, imo.
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