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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-16-2007 09:34:36 AM
Just a teaser, but still skeeterrific.

Heh, poor Julia Stiles.

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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-16-2007 12:09:48 PM
That looks really good, I just hope the camera during the fight scenes doesn't look like it was the director standing right next to the action like in Supremacy.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 04-16-2007 07:07:16 PM
SQUEE! I friggin' LOVE the Bourne movies!

This looks like it's gonna be just as awesome as the first two.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Steven Steve
posted 04-21-2007 02:46:50 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze's fortune cookie read:
SQUEE! I friggin' LOVE the Bourne movies!

This looks like it's gonna be just as awesome as the first two.

Probably because it's the same movie as the first two

Trailer opens...
Caption: They took his memory...
They took his identity...
They took his life...
*scene showing Matt Damon looking confused*
But now it's his turn...
TO TAKE THEIRS.
*scene showing Matt Damon doing martial arts*
*other crap not in the books*
*car stunts*
THIS SUMMER...
BOURNE TAKES THE FIGHT TO THEM!
*phone rings in woman's office, she is sitting with her back to the window*
Woman: Hello?
Bourne: This is Bourne.
*scene of secret agency bureaucrats shuffling around and looking upset*
Bourne: Don't move. I'm watching you right now.
*AUDIENCE GASPS IN ASTONISHMENT*
*car stunts*
*release date*

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-22-2007 08:03:35 PM
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Stalwart Steve said:
Probably because it's the same movie as the first two

Same as the Matrix movies.

If people want to pay to see the same thing three times in a row, only the story gets worse with each repeat, so be it.

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Boss
Pancake
posted 04-23-2007 02:19:36 PM
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Mortious probably says this to all the girls:
Same as the Matrix movies.

If people want to pay to see the same thing three times in a row, only the story gets worse with each repeat, so be it.

And here I was thinking I was the only one that thought The Matrix movies sucked giant cock.

Also, I've not seen any of the Bourne movies.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2007 02:59:07 PM
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Boss said:
And here I was thinking I was the only one that thought The Matrix movies sucked giant cock.

The first one = pretty ok, not a bad sci-fi flick

The second one = utterly pointless

The third one = xtreme wire-fu, absolute shit

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Maradon!
posted 04-23-2007 03:28:58 PM
Most of the xtreme wire-fu was in the second movie.

The third movie was xtreme dragonball Z OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND fighting.

I still liked all 3 movies, but the first especially.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-23-2007 at 03:29 PM.

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