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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-12-2007 09:49:15 AM

If offsite linking doesn't work.

And the followup: It's YTMND so it may or may not be considered NSFW, really.

Part of me screams fake, but regardless I can't help but laugh my ass off. Because I know there are nerds out there with WoW gold to burn that would happily trade it for the booty.

Edit: Okay, something's wrong with my hosting. Let's try a different location.

Bajah fucked around with this message on 04-12-2007 at 09:52 AM.

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-12-2007 10:17:59 AM
Bwahahaha
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-12-2007 10:26:44 AM
There was a follow up to that where someone actually took her up on the offer. People scare me.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-12-2007 10:29:59 AM
[standards skyrocket]

With a face like that, she'd have to pay me 5000 gold.

[/standards skyrocket]

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-12-2007 12:49:01 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Naimah scored a straight 1 with:
There was a follow up to that where someone actually took her up on the offer. People scare me.

Yeah, I posted that too. Did you not see it?

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-12-2007 12:54:05 PM
I really don't see a loser in this situation.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-12-2007 01:16:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about dark elf butts:
I really don't see a loser in this situation.

There's definitely at least one loser in this situation.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-12-2007 03:41:19 PM
I'm gonna have to side with someone from the SA thread on the subject.

Anyone who's willing to have sex with you for World of Warcraft gold has got to be one wild fuck.

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Maradon!
posted 04-12-2007 03:42:18 PM
What I don't get is, how is this not prostitution?

Isn't that illegal in most places?

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-12-2007 03:57:38 PM
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Do you know what your sin is, Maradon!?
What I don't get is, how is this not prostitution?

Isn't that illegal in most places?

Most prostitution laws do not account for payment other than money.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-12-2007 05:00:30 PM
It's a barter system really.
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 04-12-2007 07:01:43 PM
now THAT is awesome
"In mother russia... Wow plays YOU!"
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Greenlit
posted 04-12-2007 07:10:01 PM
quote:
Timpofee painfully thought these words up:
now THAT is awesome
"In mother russia... Wow plays YOU!"

You are, and forever have been, retarded.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 04-12-2007 07:18:38 PM
She REALLY got an epic mount, eh? *waggle eyebrows*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 04-12-2007 09:37:42 PM
Is anyone really surprised? I thought there was one of these chicks in every MMO guild.

-H

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-12-2007 09:59:57 PM
Wait, so she put the message up Sunday evening, then said "haha I got dis flying mount" the following afternoon? Either she is incredibly lonely and jumped on the first guys' bone in the immediate vicinity, or this is a scam.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-12-2007 11:40:01 PM
i dont think she was picky in the least.

got the gold, prove it. get laid.

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nem-x
posted 04-12-2007 11:44:32 PM
got flattened
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Skaw
posted 04-13-2007 12:23:48 AM
by a steamroller.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-13-2007 07:51:06 AM
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-13-2007 05:56:36 PM
quote:
Hellbender had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Is anyone really surprised? I thought there was one of these chicks in every MMO guild.

-H

There is.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-13-2007 07:36:25 PM
quote:
Greenlit's account was hax0red to write:
You are, and forever have been, retarded.

no no no man yakov smirnov

still cool

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Mightion Defensor
posted 04-14-2007 06:10:52 PM
I can't believe she would have thought it necessary... I sold primals and herbs for a few weeks to get my mage's 5k gold. Lord knows no one would pay 5k gold to sleep with me.

She was just lazy.

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Maradon!
posted 04-14-2007 09:41:18 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Mightion Defensor who doth quote:
She was just lazy.

And a slut

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-14-2007 09:41:19 PM
You also don't have boobs and a vagoo.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2007 09:50:23 PM
And once I saw Mightion post here, I knew a young man had found an answer to his prayer.
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Tier
posted 04-14-2007 10:04:01 PM



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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-14-2007 11:20:00 PM
i lol'd
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-15-2007 01:32:08 AM
Fived.
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Steven Steve
posted 04-15-2007 07:36:54 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Captain Planet:
She REALLY got an epic mount, eh? *waggle eyebrows*

Plus comme a septic mount

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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