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Topic: So I was at work last week.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-09-2007 03:57:41 PM
There was a table that had the bottle service last week. One of the bottles was a bottle of Absolut. When they left, I was helping clear off the table and I couldn't help but notice the bottle of Absolut had.. a straw in it. I don't know what the fuck.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-09-2007 04:28:29 PM
Yeah if you're gonna drink Vodka with a straw then go with something better than Absolut, damn.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-09-2007 04:53:25 PM
Well, I guess you don't rinse a coke straw off with water.
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