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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-08-2007 03:24:07 PM
I'm sure this has been posted a zillion times elsewhere, but enjoy.

Some are hookable, others are meh, but a few are Jerry "The King" Lawler.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-08-2007 03:37:24 PM
Chaotic Neutral should have been something like "Fuck you faggots that play this, it isn't a ticket to just be a total idiot".

I fucking hate chaotic neutral.

EDIT: Oh god. "Oh R'lyeh" is lawl

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-08-2007 at 03:40 PM.

Boss
Pancake
posted 04-08-2007 05:12:41 PM
Server Lag made me chuckle a bit. Overall, thumbs up. First time I've seen this collection.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-08-2007 06:38:19 PM
Seeing George C. Scott with a guitar made me lawl.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-09-2007 12:12:35 AM
the Starfleet Battles one was pretty good. So was the one about GURPS Vehicles.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-09-2007 03:39:40 PM
Paladins: Lawful Good and Violent About It for the win.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-12-2007 11:17:44 AM
My favorites this time around:
Int
The Rules
Just for the picture.
Paladins
Psionics
Sanity Check
Fearless
Just for the picture.
Gelatinous Cube
Teamwork
Charge
Powerleveling
Bluff
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 04-13-2007 03:27:45 AM
Chaotic Neutral

Because sometimes the DM needs to cry.

The most fun alignment, because it allows you to play however the fuck you feel at the moment.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-13-2007 07:12:39 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kaiote!
Chaotic Neutral

Because sometimes the DM needs to cry.

The most fun alignment, because it allows you to play however the fuck you feel at the moment.


Yeah fuck you too I've never ran into someone that played Chaotic neutral well. Everyone I've met that played it just uses it as an excuse to murder the party.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-13-2007 08:07:26 AM
Chaotic Neutral is my favourate alignment.
Greenlit
posted 04-13-2007 03:28:52 PM
No alignment is my favorite alignment.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2007 03:36:05 PM
quote:
Greenlit screamed this from the crapper:
No alignment is my favorite alignment.

Throbbing, erect cock aligned with your asshole is your favorite alignment.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Demos
Pancake
posted 04-13-2007 04:18:08 PM
I used CN a lot, but mostly because I would play some sort of human rogue that certainly didn't respect laws, but was prone to both acts of selfishness (stealing) but could be swayed to save or help people in need. So really it actually fit the personality.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 04-13-2007 05:57:21 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr said this about your mom:
Yeah fuck you too I've never ran into someone that played Chaotic neutral well. Everyone I've met that played it just uses it as an excuse to murder the party.

Murdering the party isnt much fun. And doing it just because you're playing CN is a lame excuse. Besides, that derails the game in a bad way. However, party deaths due to collateral damage or by thier own actions is hardly murder. If I had a dude in my sights, and was about to release the arrow anyway.... oops.I must have fumbled. If there are a dozen critters with 3hd or less in the room.. it's not MY fault the rest of the party cant minor globe before I fireball the place. If I'm the cleric, and you died.. well, reincarnate is LIKE ressurect..

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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