Was it good?
Why did you make it?
Named Sean.
Oh, wait, that's just jizz.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
They were yummy.
Made them for the girls at work, but then guests that came over wanted them.
Now I have no cookies for the office 
cause, well, we were hungry.
and it was delicious.
(it will be better next time. Oh yes.)
It was good.
Because he was pissing me off.
Oh my fucking god. Heaven on my tongue.
(Not like Mort.. which is more like a wino sticking his pinky in your mouth while your'e passed out behind the laundromat on the corner of 14th and MLK.)
It was delicious. I love being an adult. Karnaj fucked around with this message on 04-04-2007 at 08:54 AM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I made myself an Absolut cranberry last night to enjoy with dinner, because I didn't feel like having a beer.It was delicious. I love being an adult.
I have a shaved ice maker. My aunt gave it to me so I don't know how much it costs, but I'll tell you what's great about it: alcoholic slurpees.
Recipes thus far that you may find interesting:
-The Tropical Rapist: Cup of shaved ice (generous), midori, silver rum (or vodka, if you hate flavor), mountain dew. Add to taste.
-The German Schlong: Cup of shaved ice, jagermeister, mountain dew. Terrible.
-Blue Man Poop: Cup of shaved ice, blue curacao, silver rum or lemon vodka.
Give it a shot. Nothing's more glorious than alcohol poisoning and brain freeze.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Mortious stammered:
I made a small child cry.It was good.
Because he was pissing me off.
This is one of the many two reasons why i'm happy to share an island with you. 
EDIT: Oh and I made a big space in my broom closet of a room by ebsying stuff. It was a very theraputic thing, getting rid of stuff that once meant a lot but has kinda lost it's value over time. leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 04-05-2007 at 07:37 PM.
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Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
I have a shaved ice maker. My aunt gave it to me so I don't know how much it costs, but I'll tell you what's great about it: alcoholic slurpees.
oh man
if only my job would actually pay me money
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
Ooh, those do sound good. In lieu of an ice maker, I wonder if those would make good drinks with a normal ice build. Except for the German Schlong one. That just sounds atrocious.
They'd taste alright, but I'd put an emphasis on the ice maker. The texture is really what makes it.
I'm still putting some work on the German Schlong, I think I might add Sambuca and create a black licorice slurpee. Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 04-05-2007 at 09:34 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Orange Curacao, Orange Vodka and Orange Soda, though, and you'll have what I'll call the Sauced Guido.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I have a shaved ice maker. My aunt gave it to me so I don't know how much it costs, but I'll tell you what's great about it: alcoholic slurpees.Recipes thus far that you may find interesting:
-The Tropical Rapist: Cup of shaved ice (generous), midori, silver rum (or vodka, if you hate flavor), mountain dew. Add to taste.
-The German Schlong: Cup of shaved ice, jagermeister, mountain dew. Terrible.
-Blue Man Poop: Cup of shaved ice, blue curacao, silver rum or lemon vodka.
Give it a shot. Nothing's more glorious than alcohol poisoning and brain freeze.
My boyfriend and I have joked many times about getting one of those kids' slurpee makers to do just this. I think we may have to actually go out and do it now.
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Monica said:
My boyfriend
I thought you were a dyke. 
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Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
I thought you were a dyke.
Um... no?
I like penis, sorry. Monica fucked around with this message on 04-09-2007 at 12:23 PM.
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Monica's fortune cookie read:
Um... no?I like penis, sorry.
ewwwwwwwwwww
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Monica said:
Um... no?I like penis, sorry.
I could've sworn you used to post about how much you love muffs. I must be going senile.
