After drinking about six handles of Tanqueray over the last year or so and the accompanying amount of tonic (almost an entire liter!), I have decided that it's time to add a new kind of alcohol to my rotation. Because I'm not a tremendous faggot, I don't like wine, but other than that, I am open to suggestions for mixed drinks, cocktails, and varieties of beer.
So, suggest away.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Because I'm not a tremendous faggot,
Well
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Tanqueray is swill.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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We all got dumber when Karnaj said:
Tanqueray is stronger. Bombay Sapphire is gin for pussies. Besides, I think I want to give gin a rest, so I can re-learn to appreciate it.
Pftt. Sapphire is 94 proof, Tanqueray is 94.6 proof. Big deal.
Unless you're talking about the strength of flavor, in which case I'll point you towards the Miller Light ad: "9/10 people say Miller Light has more taste than Bud Light". Yes. It has more taste. More bad taste. More taste does not mean better.
And a Sapphire & Tonic is, quite literally, sex.
Blindy. fucked around with this message on 02-15-2007 at 04:34 PM.
But if you're looking for something else, something different, White Russians or Caucasians are also sex. Kahlua, Vodka, (skim) Milk. Smirnoff vodka works fine and isn't too expensive.
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Blindy. wrote this stupid crap:
Unless you're talking about the strength of flavor, in which case I'll point you towards the Miller Light ad: "9/10 people say Miller Light has more taste than bud light". Yes. It has more taste. More bad taste. More taste does not mean better.
Hehe
"Yeah I can piss in a cup, too, so what?"
I am a tremendous faggot and I like wine.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You're a girl. Wine is made for girls, so it's OK. My wife likes wine from time to time. Normally, though, she just houses Grey Goose straight up.
LOL MY WIFE HAY GUYS I'M MARRIED
But wine is good with food. In fact, I'd dare say better than beer with most of your classic meals.
Try a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon- a good, cheap one is Alice White, with a steak dinner. You won't look at it the same way again. Blindy. fucked around with this message on 02-15-2007 at 05:41 PM.
Yum.
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Xyrra's fortune cookie read:
Sauza Hornitos Tequila.Yum.
This shit does not agree with me at all.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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There was much rejoicing when Blindy. said this:
Try a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon- a good, cheap one is Alice White, with a steak dinner. You won't look at it the same way again.
Have to agree with that.
I'd recommend some beers, but regarding the heavier stuff, I am mostly into Scotch these days, and I think posted my Scotch recommendations in your last thread already.
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Tarquinn had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Have to agree with that.I'd recommend some beers, but regarding the heavier stuff, I am mostly into Scotch these days, and I think posted my Scotch recommendations in your last thread already.
hey tarquinn why don't you blacklist me again, maybe you'll get lucky and you'll ban this time
Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 02-16-2007 at 02:06 AM.
And we really need a "booze" tag.
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Callalron had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Straight vodka or GTFO.
And we really need a "booze" tag.
You're right, there's so much activity here that there is a strong need for a tag system so you can easily filter which threads are of interest to you, even though all the booze threads will contain the word "booze".
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
I got a bottle of Patron in the fridge. I like upper-shelf stuff.
The only Taquila I've tried that I find pretty good.
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Callalron wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Straight vodka or GTFO.
Agreed. Straight vodka makes up pretty much all of my drinking except a little something else here and there. I've never found anything mixed that I liked, either.
50:50 rum:water
2tsp sugar
nutmeg to taste
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Skaw thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Agreed. Straight vodka makes up pretty much all of my drinking except a little something else here and there. I've never found anything mixed that I liked, either.
I like vodka with water and lemon. It tastes like water.. with lemon.
I prefer whisky and amaretto sours personally.
On the rare occasion that I drink.
It's a very dark Brazilian beer.
Easily my favorite.
