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Lechium had this to say about (_|_):
Why would he use a fork and not a thermometer?
because if the juice runs clear, it's done.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Kaiote who doth quote:
because if the juice runs clear, it's done.
I can say from experience that this is not a 100% indicator.
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Ozimander had this to say about Tron:
Good thing you didn't post it then. Now I can enjoy it completely.
You're welcome.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Knight Rider:
Yeah, had I posted this a week ago when I saw it there would have been "where's the funny?" type comments.
Because you don't do anything but post unfunny garbage and say retarded things and everyone hates you.
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Maradon! had this to say about (_|_):
I can say from experience that this is not a 100% indicator.
So can I, but it's a readily accepted form of culinary bullshit.
Especially with turkey. Remember that episode of MASH?
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Kaiote booooze lime pole over bench lick:
So can I, but it's a readily accepted form of culinary bullshit.Especially with turkey. Remember that episode of MASH?
All I can say is that the recipe called for six hours, we cooked it for almost eight, the juices were clear, and that bitch was raw in the middle.
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Nobody really understood why Maradon! wrote:
All I can say is that the recipe called for six hours, we cooked it for almost eight, the juices were clear, and that bitch was raw in the middle.
(1) How far did you impale the fork?
(2) Was the bird frozen, semi-frozen or fully thawed?
(3) What is the air-speed of a coconut laden swallow?
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From the book of Maradon!, chapter 3, verse 16:
All I can say is that the recipe called for six hours, we cooked it for almost eight, the juices were clear, and that bitch was raw in the middle.
Next time flash fry that fucker. 
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Ryuujin startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Next time flash fry that fucker.
And burn down your neighborhood!
Get a combo microwave/convection oven for the bestest, moistest turkey in the leastest amount of time.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
And burn down your neighborhood!
Get a combo microwave/convection oven for the bestest, moistest turkey in the leastest amount of time.
It's not really a guaranteed disaster, if you know what you're doing. Tastes damn good too.
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Ryuujin startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
It's not really a guaranteed disaster, if you know what you're doing. Tastes damn good too.
That's what my 8-fingered shop teacher said by way of introduction to power tools.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage said this about your mom:
And burn down your neighborhood!
Loved that video.
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Sakkra's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Deep fried turkey is great and easy if you know what you're doing, but sadly most people just go the route of "Heat oil, drop turkey in, call fire department, go to burn ward"
Yeah. I saw all the stuff Alton Brown did to keep things somewhat safe when he did on Good Eats. That was alot of work. Didn't seem worth it.
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Do you know what your sin is, Palador ChibiDragon?
Yeah. I saw all the stuff Alton Brown did to keep things somewhat safe when he did on Good Eats. That was alot of work. Didn't seem worth it.
Aside from the ridiculously over the top "turkey derrick" thing, what hard work was there? Certainly far less than baking a turkey.
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Sakkra wrote this stupid crap:
Aside from the ridiculously over the top "turkey derrick" thing, what hard work was there? Certainly far less than baking a turkey.
That's what I was talking about.
And it might seem over the top, but you have to admit, it would be alot safer.
His neighborhood is well intact.
Zaile Ghostmaker fucked around with this message on 02-13-2007 at 02:00 PM.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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Greenlit stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I thought Illidan's blind.
His eye sockets were burned out by demonic fire and in their place the fire still burns, giving him sight beyond normal but hideously scarring his face, which is why he wears the wrap around his eyes. In more detailed showings of him you can see the glowing fire behind the wraps, like in that massive Illidan statue they made
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Greenlit stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
So where's the blindfold in that picture huh
Same reason I imagine a person takes off their tie when they get home
Highly suspect.
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Greenlit had this to say about John Romero:
Yet he didn't let his hair down.Highly suspect.
My hair stays up all the time, except when I'm brushing it out so I can put it up again.
Khyron fucked around with this message on 02-14-2007 at 09:04 AM.
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Khyron had this to say about Captain Planet:
lol guys new hat
heh heh heh...I can dig it.
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Bent over the coffee table, Gadani squealed:
My hair stays up all the time, except when I'm brushing it out so I can put it up again.
I thought you were a guy.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
