Three awesome things happened to me today!
1) I got a second job!! Working security at PNC Park! The pirates are basically a totally new team this year so it looks like they have the potential to NOT be complete and total failures, plus it's officially the prettiest park in the league.
This second job is really what I've been waiting for and marks the dawn of a new era in Maradonhood!
2) I'm getting like a thousand bucks back on my tax return! GLEEBERT! This will fund my bankruptcy, WHICH COINCIDENTALLY IS THE SECOND BIGGEST STUMBLING BLOCK I'VE HAD FOR THE PAST YEAR!!
3) In a box in my room, I found a can of Easy Cheese that I bought months ago but forgot about! DELICIOUS ON POTATO CHIPS OR BROCCOLI!!
wish meh luck on my new jorb
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Mr. Parcelan booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I wouldn't hire you to guard a teddy bear, you scrawny, ugly weakling.
GOOD THING VERY FEW TEDDY BEARS PLAY BASEBALL
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And now, we sprinkle Maradon! liberally with Old Spice!
GOOD THING VERY FEW TEDDY BEARS PLAY BASEBALL
THERE'S NO TEDDY BEARS IN BASEBALL
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Doomjudgeing:
and how's things with the lady?
The lady I broke up with more than two months ago?
seriously though, congrats dude
At least you'll get to see next year's World Champion Cubs a couple times!
Congrats on the job though, that should be great fun.
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Maradon! said this about your mom:
The lady I broke up with more than two months ago?
I'm not the only one that missed the announcement then.
Congrats on things though.
And grats on the job, I just started an internship as well. Good fun that employment, or something like that.
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BetaTesteding:
I'm not the only one that missed the announcement then.Congrats on things though.
yeah, I didn't announce it or anything. sorry