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Topic: Sweet crap, tell me this is not real.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-24-2007 06:47:12 PM
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Normally I'd just call it a hoax... but lately with all the evangelicals blowing up churches and setting fires and having sex with gay prostitutes, I don't know.

Steven Steve
posted 01-24-2007 07:28:01 PM
Something has to be done about all the faggots!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Maradon!
posted 01-24-2007 07:38:29 PM
Sadly, everything but the content looks perfectly legit.

Oh well, at least he wasn't advocating the wholesale slaughter of homosexuals... like certain other religions

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-24-2007 07:56:25 PM
Nope, not a hoax as far as I know. Still, it's pretty fucking funny.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-24-2007 09:05:56 PM
Holy shith, if this is a parody, it's one of the greatest parodies ever created. Fuck Landover Baptist; this is truly excellent shit.

Just check out their "record label." Specifically, the list of Gay Bands.

quote:
Emphasis mine and comments added in italics where really fucking funny:

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah NOTE: "Ghostface" is urban slang for having to scrape off a homemade kabuki mask after spending a few minutes with your face in a gentleman's lap. RAAAAMOOOONE! MAKE THIS NEGRO UNSHEATH MY COCK FROM HIS MOUTH!
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips NOTE: I agree on this one.
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback NOTE: Aren't all their songs about Jebus?
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay) NOTE: So gay he's listed twice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Phoo, that's too fucking funny.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 01-24-2007 at 09:06 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 01-24-2007 09:48:31 PM
How the fuck is Motorhead on that list? Lemmy's the straightest man on the face of the planet.

And the Eagles of Death Metal? Oh, this is rich.

And and, Cyndi Lauper is on their "safe bands" list; isn't she huge with dykes?

Alidane fucked around with this message on 01-24-2007 at 09:51 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 01-24-2007 10:05:41 PM
If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 01-25-2007 02:03:28 AM
No, Karnaj, I think you confused Nickleback with Creed. Creed is the one with all the songs about Jebus.

Not that it really matters... they all sound the same anyway.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-25-2007 04:29:44 AM
I've definitely seen that logo before on some of those pamphlets they throw into your property.

The bastards have them treated so they don't burn so well, too. Very sneaky.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-25-2007 04:44:03 AM
It's funny and ironic how gay the song and singer are, along with the included footage of men holding hands.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 01-25-2007 11:38:24 AM
Best line ever.

"Be sure to enter heaven, there's no backdoor"

As for everything in general... I don't think that singer could look, sound, or act any more gay if he tried. So what was he preaching about again?.. Oh yeah.


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-25-2007 11:47:48 AM
I think he's a reformed faggot.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 01-25-2007 11:57:17 AM
If you guys would just read a little, the singer is openly a "reformed" homosexual, so it kinda makes sense for him to act gay
Maradon!
posted 01-25-2007 11:59:59 AM
Or at least listen christ, the lyrics are 90% about 'resisting urges'
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 01-25-2007 12:02:35 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
If you guys would just read a little, the singer is openly a "reformed" homosexual, so it kinda makes sense for him to act gay

Uh... The link was a video, watched said video, and he is gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy. You mean I had to actually go read something? I didn't wanna.

Plus how do you become a reformed faggot?.. Unless you are Anne Heche anyway.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Maradon!
posted 01-25-2007 12:26:47 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Faelynn LeAndris booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Plus how do you become a reformed faggot?.. Unless you are Anne Heche anyway.

BY FINDING STRENGTH IN CHRIST-JESUS

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-25-2007 12:36:41 PM
By pretending your wife is a dude.

Haven't you seen brokeback?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-25-2007 01:27:25 PM
quote:
Quoth Maradon!:
Or at least listen christ, the lyrics are 90% about 'resisting urges'

I got about 10 seconds into it, to tell you the truth, then turned it off, closed the page, re-booted, and cycled the circuit breaker for my apartment building. It was that bad.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Alaan
posted 01-26-2007 01:23:23 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Duck Tales:
BY FINDING STRENGTH IN CHRIST-JESUS

Tom Cruise, the Christ of our time according to Scientologists?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-26-2007 06:43:16 AM
quote:
Alaan put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Tom Cruise, the Christ of our time according to Scientologists?

Well, I'm sure, 2000 years ago, saying something like "Hey, you know that guy Joseph? Well, he knocked his girlfriend up, and in a thousand years, half the world is going to worship her kid as the Son of God. I mean, they're gonna fucking fight wars over this shit," would be considered as strange as calling Tom Cruise a Christ-like figure now.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-26-2007 07:51:53 AM
Actually, I think you'll find Joseph to be the king of the cuckolds.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-26-2007 09:15:54 AM
You should read Robert Coover's "The Story of J"--addresses exactly what it must have been like to be married to and have a kid with a "virgin."
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Stiddy
Pancake
posted 01-29-2007 07:31:50 AM
Wait- Merzbau? As in the Japanese noise artist Merzbow? Masami Akita Merzbow?
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-29-2007 07:35:40 AM
That reminds me...

How many people does it take to procreate a messiah?


- A whole village, except for the carpenter.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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