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Topic: Behold!
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-20-2007 05:20:05 PM
The single man's food cupboard!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 01-20-2007 05:40:22 PM
Not nearly enough ramen.

Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 01-20-2007 05:55:47 PM
quote:
Jajahotep said this about your mom:
Not nearly enough ramen.

Single man, not student He can afford KD now over Ramen.

Skaw
posted 01-20-2007 06:00:17 PM
What the hell. Do the french living in Canada honestly need "Cap'n Crunch" translated?
Maradon!
posted 01-20-2007 06:13:16 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Skaw who doth quote:
What the hell. Do the french living in Canada honestly need "Cap'n Crunch" translated?

It's the LAW.

Your signs are in english AND french or they will fucking shoot you

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 01-20-2007 06:40:46 PM
quote:
Maradon! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
It's the LAW.

Your signs are in english AND french or they will fucking shoot you


Except in Quebec where there doesn't need to be any english.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 01-20-2007 10:32:34 PM
I see safeway basil... god I hate my job
Skaw
posted 01-20-2007 10:35:49 PM
quote:
Maradon!'s account was hax0red to write:
It's the LAW.

Your signs are in english AND french or they will fucking shoot you


Yeah, but it's a brand.. It's easily recongizable no matter what language it's written in. Do they have bilingual "Microsoft Windows XP" boxes?

Maradon!
posted 01-20-2007 11:08:02 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Skaw who doth quote:
Yeah, but it's a brand.. It's easily recongizable no matter what language it's written in.

Law and common sense are mutually exclusive by design.

Skaw
posted 01-20-2007 11:15:31 PM
quote:
Verily, Maradon! doth proclaim:
Law and common sense are mutually exclusive by design.

There might be some truth behind this statement. Or it might just be the French being uppity. Mayhaps I need to find a box of Cap'n Crunch from another country and see if it's translated to the native language. To see if this just isn't an isolated case.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-20-2007 11:19:39 PM
The levels of salt, sugars and fat in that cupboard scare the bejezus outta me.
Vin~
Crack Dealer
First One's Free!
posted 01-21-2007 12:15:31 AM
Diner Kraft Dinner, I guess that one letter makes a world of difference.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-21-2007 01:29:59 AM
quote:
Xyrra likes the cock and also said this;
The levels of salt, sugars and fat in that cupboard scare the bejezus outta me.

Well fuck I'll come over to your house and you can cook for me then!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
nem-x
posted 01-21-2007 01:34:22 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The levels of salt, sugars and fat in that cupboard scare the bejezus outta me.

only fatties say this! FATTY

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-21-2007 03:13:16 AM
quote:
nem-x obviously shouldn't have said:
only fatties say this! FATTY

Nah, just getting old. It's worse than fat, cause it's terminal.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 04:53:06 AM
Ugh, how vile.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-21-2007 05:36:23 AM
quote:
Pvednes had this to say about (_|_):
Ugh, how vile.

Things that are unhealthy tend to taste very good and also tend to be much cheaper than their healthier counterparts

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 06:03:51 AM
Good food isn't expensive to make, and tastes much better.
Maradon!
posted 01-21-2007 07:57:40 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Pvednes booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Good food isn't expensive to make, and tastes much better.

We need a pic of your pantry so we know what to aspire to.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 08:42:05 AM
quote:
Verily, Maradon! doth proclaim:
We need a pic of your pantry so we know what to aspire to.

So be it.

Greenlit
posted 01-21-2007 09:01:07 AM
That's a fucking mess.
Blackened
posted 01-21-2007 09:01:10 AM
fukken australians

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 09:03:17 AM
Meh, it's just completely full.
Blackened
posted 01-21-2007 09:04:38 AM
quote:
Pvednes.
Meh, it's just completely full.
kind of like your ass at times eh eh


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 09:06:55 AM
My donkey is indeed well fed.

You were of course refering to donkeys.

ass.

Blackened
posted 01-21-2007 09:09:19 AM
this just in:

pvednes has anal sex with a donkey

more on this as it develops


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 09:11:24 AM
Surely anal sex with an ass would make more sense.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2007 09:21:53 AM
Anyway, the contents of that pantry, combined with the fresh food and such about with skill makes for simple, good food.

With considerable variety.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-21-2007 12:48:33 PM
My roommates bought a 48 pack of ramen noodles from Sam's Club. Like 3 months ago. And we still have a good chunk of it left - probably half the case or so.

We mostly use it to make stir-fry. Mmmm. Yummy stir-fry.

Ares
posted 01-21-2007 01:49:30 PM
i love cooking. ^.^

But today i had kraft dinner spirals cause i was lazy after work...

p.s. spirals is the worst type of KD

Maradon!
posted 01-21-2007 05:05:29 PM
I couldn't help but notice that none of the labels in your pantry are translated into aboriginal, pved.

Also, your pantry looks more or less like mine did when I lived alone, minus the dried fruits and broth (we had fresh usually).

Is that a really fucking huge box of ibuprofin at the bottom? sup wit dat?

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-21-2007 at 05:07 PM.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-22-2007 02:18:39 AM
Then you'd probably be doing well, I think.

And there's some panadeine and ibuprofen in there so I don't have to go searching when I need some.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-22-2007 03:29:15 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
I couldn't help but notice that none of the labels in your pantry are translated into aboriginal, pved.

Aboriginals don't have their own written language, and have a tough enough time learning English.

Maradon!
posted 01-22-2007 03:17:56 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Pvednes booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Aboriginals don't have their own written language, and have a tough enough time learning English.

yeah.. I was uhm.. comparing the french to aborigines...

oh nevermind

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 01-22-2007 11:09:25 PM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this stupid crap:
yeah.. I was uhm.. comparing the french to aborigines...

oh nevermind


I wonder if the aborigines shave or bathe.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 01-23-2007 06:51:04 PM
I like the fact how your dishes are right there with your food Pved.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-23-2007 08:18:11 PM
You can get a lot of health out of poultry. Chicken and turkey form most of my fridge's stock.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-23-2007 09:59:34 PM
Pved's pantry is a fucking mess.

I'd rather eat out of a clean pantry than a messy one like that.

Willias
Pancake
posted 01-23-2007 10:01:41 PM
It looks like if I pulled a plate or something out of Pved's pantry, the whole thing would collapse on me.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-23-2007 11:48:38 PM
Fun fact: It's okay to eat chicken whether you're Christian, Moslem, Jew or Hindu!
All times are US/Eastern
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