God commands ye to eat this banana.
I am going to cry. Someone hold me.
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Well the banana is easy to eat so therefor god wants us to eat bananas. Coconuts by contrast are difficult to eat. Eating coconuts must be a sin! Stop eating coconut you heathens.
Think it's at all possible that simians may have adapted to hold bananas well? Nah, couldn't be, it must be a FLYING BEARDED FATHER FIGURE that made it that way! Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-05-2007 at 09:57 PM.
"It's the perfect size for the human mouth" and then he acts like he is going to give the banana a blowjob.
No sir.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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From the book of Lazzay, chapter 3, verse 16:
Are we not men?
God made man, but a monkey supplied the glue.
