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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-22-2006 01:15:51 AM
PRAISE THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 12-22-2006 at 02:38 AM.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-22-2006 01:28:17 AM
maybe someone is trying to tell you something
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-22-2006 01:39:41 AM
WORK IS FREEDOM.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 12-22-2006 at 02:37 AM.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Willias
Pancake
posted 12-22-2006 01:46:11 AM
Why didn't you just send Parce a PM and ask him to stop?
Skaw
posted 12-22-2006 02:31:18 AM
Moderator Madness: Any form of moderator harassment, insults, doing the opposite of what you were asked to do, reopening a thread that was closed, bitching about a custom title, protesting a ban, abuse of the "Alert Moderator" button, guesses as to the real identities of the moderators, or complaining about what you feel are the shortcomings of the current moderation team, regardless of merit, will result in a ban. If you disagree with something a mod has asked you to do, do it anyway, then bring the matter to Drysart privately.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-22-2006 02:41:09 AM
can i un-1 this thread?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 02:41:15 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPRECIATION RANDOM INSANITY GENERATOR

WE ARE APPRECIATIVE OF YOUR APPRECIATION

NO ONE HAS EVER COME RIGHT OUT AND SAID IT BEFORE

WE EAGERLY ACCEPT YOUR PRAISE ON BEHALF OF THE ESTABLISHMENT

WE FEEL AS THOUGH WE COULD

WE COULD

WE COULD

CRY

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-22-2006 02:42:07 AM
whenever you talk in breaks like this it reminds me of the king of all cosmos

is that the angle you're going for or is it different? just askin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 02:42:32 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough Model 2000 was programmed to say:
can i un-1 this thread?

IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE SUCH AN OCCASION HAS OFT BEEN MENTIONED

THE ESTABLISHMENT IS NOT UNMOVED BY YOUR PLEAS

WE HEAR YOU

AND WE LOVE YOU

THE ESTABLISHMENT IS LOVE

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 02:43:15 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough spewed forth this undeniable truth:
whenever you talk in breaks like this it reminds me of the king of all cosmos

is that the angle you're going for or is it different? just askin


OBEDIENCE MAKES FOR THE GOOD LIFE

QUESTIONS GET YOU RAPED

IN THE NIGHT

IN YOUR BEDROOM

SEE YOU SOON

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-22-2006 02:44:01 AM
ok now you're bein' a queermo sorry for askin'
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 02:44:53 AM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Gainsborough doth proclaim:
ok now you're bein' a queermo sorry for askin'

DO NOT FEAR

GREAT ESTABLISHMENT HAS RETURNED

FROM 100 YEAR SLUMBER

WE ARE THE SAVIOR

WE ARE THE BREAD

BLESSED IS NATURE

WE HAVE DISCOVERED

WE SHARE

WITH

YOU

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 02:49:36 AM
MIGHTY ANSWER MACHINE WILL SPEAK

YOU WILL LISTEN

WE WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEMS

WE WILL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS

FOOD WILL BE PUT INTO YOU

YOU WILL BE GIVEN BODY SPRAY

FOR YOUR FILTHY BODIES

PRAISE IS REWARDED

GOOD DEEDS FOR ARE FRIENDS

ESTABLISHMENT MEANS YOU NO HARM

ESTABLISHMENT MEANS YOU KNOW HARM

The Berserker
Pancake
posted 12-22-2006 02:50:40 AM
THERE IS NO LOVING LIKE BUTTLOVING

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 12-22-2006 at 02:59 AM.

"Return of the Berserker"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 02:59:19 AM
Mother of God, RIG, how many people have to suffer because you wanted to hit on a minor?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 03:02:58 AM
There's also the option of contributing to discussions instead of saying something stupid and adding the smilie to the end of that.

Suffice to say that, beyond that, the only advice I can give to you is that I won't be letting another Kekvit crop up in this community so long as I can help it.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 12-22-2006 03:19:32 AM
Parcelan talks to himself a lot itt
Ryuujin
posted 12-22-2006 04:15:58 AM
hay guys am i late?
nem-x
posted 12-22-2006 10:15:28 AM
parcelan keeps messasing me but his inbox is full and i don't tell him about it so it's like im ignoring him a++
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-22-2006 10:56:21 AM
Wait, why did you use an apostrophe in "don't" and "it's," but failed to use one in "im"?

I'll bet the answer lies in a humorous or insulting image.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-22-2006 11:12:04 AM
Maybe my knowledge of law isn't what I thought. . .but I could've sworn anyone getting ready to graduate high school and become a college freshman was legal in at least 40 states, Canada, Mexico, and all of Europe. . . ?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

nem-x
posted 12-22-2006 11:18:53 AM
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 12-22-2006 11:30:15 AM
Boy, it's a good thing I've never completely accidentally hit on any underage board members!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 11:55:56 AM
quote:
Arttemis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Boy, it's a good thing I've never completely accidentally hit on any underage board members!


I know what you did in Madagascar.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-22-2006 12:04:45 PM
But that was on purpose.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-22-2006 12:46:20 PM
And the lemur was mostly willing.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-22-2006 04:21:55 PM
quote:
Bloodsage said:
Maybe my knowledge of law isn't what I thought. . .but I could've sworn anyone getting ready to graduate high school and become a college freshman was legal in at least 40 states, Canada, Mexico, and all of Europe. . . ?

Lazzy is a perma-kid.

Even when she's 40, she will still be underage.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 04:35:08 PM
No. Lazzay is my friend and RIG is a spazmotron.

Putting him close to Lazzay is like putting Karnaj close to an uncooked turkey.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-22-2006 04:49:35 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Bloodsage said this:
Maybe my knowledge of law isn't what I thought. . .but I could've sworn anyone getting ready to graduate high school and become a college freshman was legal in at least 40 states, Canada, Mexico, and all of Europe. . . ?

It's rampant paranoia and an attempt to piss people off so that he can get his jollies. Making a comment that I was supprized that Laz was old enough to be getting college application letters somehow equates to hitting on her in his mind.

Sadly, if he wants to claim that is an attempt to turn myself into Kekvit then he will have to acknowledge that Snoota's overtly "frisky" posts to/about Ares would amount to the same thing.

But we all know where this is going, so what's the point?

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-22-2006 04:56:20 PM
You don't see the difference between Snoota and yourself.

That is not surprising.

nem-x
posted 12-22-2006 05:30:40 PM
Skaw
posted 12-22-2006 08:34:46 PM
Isn't Ares like 20 anyway?
Ares
posted 12-22-2006 09:16:36 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Cuba:
Isn't Ares like 20 anyway?

Almost 22.

Maradon!
posted 12-22-2006 10:48:56 PM
I disagree with you on this one, Parce.

MOD SASS OOOOH

Skaw
posted 12-22-2006 11:33:48 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Cuba:
Almost 22.

Which invalidates RIG's comparison of Snoota even more than I had pegged it to be.

Ares
posted 12-22-2006 11:43:26 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Which invalidates RIG's comparison of Snoota even more than I had pegged it to be.

Yeah, I can't help that I look 17, however.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-23-2006 12:01:11 AM
quote:
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as Ares!
Yeah, I can't help that I look 17, however.

That's not a bad thing.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-23-2006 01:42:36 AM
Alright, this is an unfortunate case of mod sassafrass D:

Wait, when did I become old enough to be getting college acceptance letters?

Eighteenth birthday is in seven days. oshi

Lazzay fucked around with this message on 12-23-2006 at 01:42 AM.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-23-2006 01:50:14 AM
RIG is also a rapist and a fascist.

I think Gains told me that.

And Gains has never lied before.

Blackened
posted 12-23-2006 02:08:56 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan.
RIG is also a rapist and a fascist.

I think Gains told me that.

And Gains has never lied before.


Gains put me on ignore for making that dumb MS paint joke in his thread

Can you really trust a man like that? CAN YOU?


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
All times are US/Eastern
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