Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice (with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice such traditions at all).*

Furthermore, I offer my (non-binding) best wishes for the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great. (Which is not to imply that Canada is any greater than any other country). These wishes are offered without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee, even if you're a Liberal.
Happy (if happiness is in your belief system) Holidays (if you recognize them).

Happy Holidays.

k

Have a merry Christmas.

Willias fucked around with this message on 12-17-2006 at 07:21 PM.

Best Happy Holidays message ever!

Ruined the sarcasm with the use of Canada. Fail.

this copypasta tastes like doodie