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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-08-2006 08:57:13 AM
What happened to my beef whistle?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-08-2006 08:59:05 AM
And what happened to your waterskis?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-08-2006 09:21:26 AM
Lost them in someone's butt. Wild night. Don't ask.

Hmmm, wonder if that's where my beef whistle is...

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2006 12:57:52 PM
Fair compromise.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-08-2006 01:00:57 PM
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Aw, geez, I have Mr. Parcelan all over myself!
Fair compromise.

Thanks, poopnuts. Now I can't view the forums at work.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2006 01:02:39 PM
SOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER SATISFIED NO MATTER HOW MUCH GOOD YOU TRY TO DO

S.P.A.N.S.N.M.H.M.G.Y.T.T.D.

Span Snimh Gyttduh.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-08-2006 01:08:39 PM
Oh. Well, I was going to ask for the little Roman Legionnaire smiley, but this contains the same, appropriate amount of gay. Thanks!

Also, speaking of Gyttduh, how's Gydyon doing these days?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2006 01:29:22 PM
I like the :hist101: better than beef whistle, anyway.

I'm in a good mood today, so people who wants smiley titles should request them now.

I haven't seen Gydyon in ages. He's probably busy with his pregnant wife.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-08-2006 01:36:08 PM
ROMA VICTOR!

That's right, the bun in the oven should be coming along nicely. When did he announce his successful boinking, again?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2006 01:37:41 PM
Please, let us not demean the last gentleman of EverCrest by referring to his copulation in such a vulgar manner. The greatest evidence that Gydyon was the most decent human being out of us all came from the fact that he left

Anyway, it was a month or two ago, so she must be coming along.

He'll give us nice Christian babies, though. We don't want any Judeo-Atheist spawn from your loins.

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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-09-2006 12:01:48 AM
Well, if you're taking requests...
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-09-2006 12:20:26 AM
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Rinaka of Malfurion
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-09-2006 05:45:43 AM

May your offspring be fertile.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-09-2006 07:19:49 AM
You're so predictable, Parce.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-09-2006 08:16:17 AM
Where me flying cars? Me wuz promised flying cars.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-09-2006 11:04:47 AM
woohoo
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Goma
Pancake
posted 12-09-2006 12:13:44 PM
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The Berserker
Pancake
posted 12-09-2006 12:34:57 PM
ANY SMILIE!
"Return of the Berserker"
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-17-2006 10:06:01 PM
twins btw we find out genders 12/26
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Damnati
Filthy
posted 12-17-2006 10:08:58 PM
Fapping smiley or would be the win.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-17-2006 10:11:50 PM
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Gydyon said:
twins btw we find out genders 12/26

No kidding? That's pretty awesome, Gydster.

Have you thought which one you're going to name King Parcelan and which one you're going to name Mr. Parcelan?

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Skaw
posted 12-17-2006 10:12:57 PM
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Damnati's account was hax0red to write:
Fapping smiley or would be the win.

Considering when Parcelan offered up Simely Titles, and the date of your post, your title should be "I'm Slow."

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-18-2006 12:08:29 PM
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Gydyon gently hums:
twins btw we find out genders 12/26

Gives new meaning to the FSOD!

Congrats, dude, and Merry Christmas.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-18-2006 12:36:43 PM
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Gydyon painfully thought these words up:
twins btw we find out genders 12/26

Awesome!

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