Have I missed anything interesting while off in the woods of New Hampshire?
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Verily, Vorbis doth proclaim:
First break since college started--it's nice to have actual internet again. So far I've lost about ten pounds, a car, and have a four-point for the first time in my life. The Church has been doing its best to sway me over, and I actually enjoy poetry now.Have I missed anything interesting while off in the woods of New Hampshire?
Weird - most people I've talked to said that they gained weight their first year at school, especially if they were living on campus.
I don't think you've missed anything big. Sorry. 
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Arttemis had this to say about Pirotess:
Weird - most people I've talked to said that they gained weight their first year at school, especially if they were living on campus.I don't think you've missed anything big. Sorry.
All I can figure is that I've finally hit puberty and that's why I'm slimming down. About damn time.
Turns out a couple from my high school is having a Mormon shotgun wedding today, and I'm obligated to go.
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Vorbis Model 2000 was programmed to say:
All I can figure is that I've finally hit puberty and that's why I'm slimming down. About damn time.
Turns out a couple from my high school is having a Mormon shotgun wedding today, and I'm obligated to go.
You're also obligated to bring a bottle of something in a brown paper bag and take hits off it every now and again. Do it for the children.
yay
I haven't done anything though. Except eat.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Karnaj gently hums:
Are you majoring in animal husbandry?
They have that? I thought it was only a civil ceremony!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Karnaj fucked around with this message on 11-26-2006 at 02:29 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Tarquinn startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
There goes my dream to marry a jellyfish.
It stings so good!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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How much Karnaj can a Karnaj-chuck chuck?
Why the testicles don't you have an internet connection at school? Are you majoring in animal husbandry?
upon consideration of this question and comparing it to my activities when I was in college, I think I probably would have REALLY benefitted from not having an internet connection.
Therefore, I don't blame him if he chose that.
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Tarquinn said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":
There goes my dream to marry a jellyfish.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Gunslinger Moogle absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
All those arms are good for cuddling, but...
Tailor made for Karnaj. Ouch!
That's a pretty funny set of cartoons.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
