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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-19-2006 02:10:08 AM
My cat is pregnant.

Suggestions?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-19-2006 02:20:05 AM
The local humane society will usually take kittens for placement after their weened.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-19-2006 03:35:20 AM
Goblin got knocked up last year, and she had the kittens. The process was somewhat harrowing, but tremendously cute. We did give them up, as four cats in a house is too many for me. You should probably decide soon whether you want her to continue with the pregnancy or get an abortion. I don't know when the too-late date is for cats, if there is one.

If you DO decide to bring tiny little cats into your life, you will probably want to either buy a cat-owner's medical book or consult a vet about how best to go about it when the birth happens and what some common birth diseases are, especially if she's an outdoor cat. And if you do make kittens for god's sake take pictures.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Maradon!
posted 11-19-2006 05:37:34 AM
Cats can get abortions?

I had no idea

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-19-2006 08:16:55 AM
We adopted a cat who, when she was rescued, was in the hands of several boys who apparently intended to stick her in a plastic bag and light her on fire.

She was very pregnant at the time, and gave birth to three kittens.

After nearly a month with them as part of our lives, two of them, for no apparent reason, died yesterday.

No more pregnant cats. Ever. It's too hard if you lose the babies.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-19-2006 08:17:05 AM
Sell the kittens to a chinese restaurant!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-19-2006 09:21:46 AM
quote:
This one time, at Tarquinn camp:
Sell the kittens to a chinese restaurant!

note to self - germans like killing kittens

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-19-2006 09:25:00 AM
quote:
diadem startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
note to self - germans like killing kittens

Who doesn't?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-19-2006 09:41:09 AM
quote:
From the book of diadem, chapter 3, verse 16:
note to self - germans like killing kittens

Only if it's for fun and profit.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-19-2006 12:13:34 PM
Congratulations Bloodsage on your fatherhood, I knew that you could do it.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-19-2006 12:42:42 PM
quote:
Almond startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Congratulations Bloodsage on your fatherhood, I knew that you could do it.

Jeebus, just shut the fuck up already.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ryuujin
posted 11-19-2006 01:26:54 PM
Most local animal shelters will take owner turn-ins (Your cat, your kittens), but please do see about getting your cat spayed afterwards.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-19-2006 04:46:33 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Jeebus, just shut the fuck up already.

Oh, I'm sorry you didnt want Vernal to know you had been Tomcatting. Sorry.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 11-19-2006 04:59:54 PM
Hahah, I am surprised how good a laugh I got from that.
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 11-19-2006 09:21:26 PM
I will start masturbating furiously in hopes that I get to them
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