I guess I'm good at jerkin.
I cant jerk off anywhere else anymore it feels like cheating
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Maradon! eats soap. I'm serious. Irish Spring. No lie.
The catbox seems to be the best ending... for... some reason
Not as good as masturbating on the cat itself.
She was flirting D:
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Nicole was naked while typing this:
Not as good as masturbating on the cat itself.She was flirting D:
need to find my copy of Deuce Bigalow 2...
As for the game... well, who knew the neighbor was a slap happy Christian?
I lost.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
It's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm just glad my mother didn't come in here to see what was so darned funny.As for the game... well, who knew the neighbor was a slap happy Christian?
I lost.
Lawl, you live with your mom.
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Naimah wrote:
Lawl, you live with your mom.
Everybody who didn't know that, please raise your hand.
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Check out the big brain on Mightion Defensor!
Everybody who didn't know that, please raise your hand.
Oh I knew, but it's still funny.
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Naimah said:
Oh I knew, but it's still funny.
Indeed. Him having vastly lower living costs is hilarious.
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Maradon! said:
The only downside to living with your parents is that it's hard to get laid and, well, dunno if might has that issue
I've never had any problem. Just do it at their place instead. Not openly state that to them, no, that would be crude. Just subtly steer the evening that way.
Anyway, this house has recently been signed over to my name due to illness in the family that I don't wish to discuss in depth. So, if anything, my parents are living with me.
I think that's actually worse though.
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Nobody really understood why Mortious wrote:
I've never had any problem. Just do it at their place instead. Not openly state that to them, no, that would be crude. Just subtly steer the evening that way.Anyway, this house has recently been signed over to my name due to illness in the family that I don't wish to discuss in depth. So, if anything, my parents are living with me.
I think that's actually worse though.
Can I come live with you too?
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Aury said:
Can I come live with you too?
.... no.
You'd leave hair on the couch.
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Bajah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The best part of this thread was Nicole saying it wasn't as good as masturbating on the cat, followed by a post by Tal with his cat sigpic. Or do I just notice odd things like that.
I noticed that a minute ago, after reading your post.
About time to change sigpics anyway
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Mortious's fortune cookie read:
.... no.You'd leave hair on the couch.
