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Topic: Absolute Proof Voters are Stupid
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-11-2006 04:59:57 PM
Check this out.

The undeniable proof? Not only did this idiot mail in his ballot using a $200k stamp. . .but the ballot doesn't even count because there's no name on the envelope.

Talk about a waste.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Skaw
posted 11-11-2006 05:25:55 PM
More like Florida Voters. But then again, thats a given.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-11-2006 06:13:08 PM
It likely wasn’t real.

Almond fucked around with this message on 11-11-2006 at 06:14 PM.

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 11-11-2006 09:14:26 PM
quote:
Skaw's account was hax0red to write:
More like Florida Voters. But then again, thats a given.

hurr florida voters are stupid

Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 11-11-2006 09:25:47 PM
quote:
Noxhil2 spewed forth this undeniable truth:
hurr florida voters are stupid

QFT

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-12-2006 08:58:12 AM
quote:
Noxhil2 had this to say about pies:
hurr florida voters are stupid

It's hard to explain away why everytime a voter does something stupid, it's in Florida.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-12-2006 12:36:13 PM
I'd say it's due to all the manatee feces in the drinking water.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-13-2006 03:50:25 AM
Almost looks like something someone with alzheimer's would do... My ma has caught my grandmother doing something similar, however with bills not ballots. heh...
Vincent
Pancake
posted 11-13-2006 04:14:36 AM
quote:
Snoota was naked while typing this:
It's hard to explain away why everytime a voter does something stupid, it's in Florida.

It's because they're all old and senile.

Oh just go to hell
Pancake
posted 11-13-2006 04:39:57 AM
quote:
Trillee was naked while typing this:
Almost looks like something someone with alzheimer's would do... My ma has caught my grandmother doing something similar, however with bills not ballots. heh...

Gah, how come you get to keep your avatar and I had to change mine

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-13-2006 05:35:27 AM
quote:
Greed spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Gah, how come you get to keep your avatar and I had to change mine

Because there's nothing wrong with jack sparrow rubbing his boat's wheel? And.. I hardly post. *shrugs*

Vincent
Pancake
posted 11-13-2006 08:35:38 AM
quote:
Trillee wrote this stupid crap:
Almost looks like something someone with alzheimer's would do... My ma has caught my grandmother doing something similar, however with bills not ballots. heh...

My fiance's great-grandmother used to hide cash all over the house, and silverware. People with Alzheimer's do weird things sometimes, so that would make sense.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-15-2006 02:33:29 AM
Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-15-2006 02:40:52 AM
quote:
Trillee impressed everyone with:
However.. now they're saying it's probaly a fake stamp..

So.. eh.. who knows. heh..


Whoever used the stamp still failed to put their name on the ballot. The stamp is icing on the cake.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-15-2006 03:27:10 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Damnati said:
Whoever used the stamp still failed to put their name on the ballot. The stamp is icing on the cake.

...

No, I'm pretty sure that the primary thing was that a $200,000+ stamp was potentially sent in, and the name thing was icing. But nice try at following along there, buddy.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-15-2006 04:04:58 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Sakkra wrote:
...

No, I'm pretty sure that the primary thing was that a $200,000+ stamp was potentially sent in, and the name thing was icing. But nice try at following along there, buddy.


Fah! Voter stupidity is proven either way, does it matter if I get it turned around?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-15-2006 05:16:48 AM
Now I'm curious as to why an invalid ballot is held in storage for a number of years before being discarded.

If you're eventually going to discard it to the trash without anything ever coming of it...why not just do it now?

I could just attribute it to bureaucracy, I suppose.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-15-2006 05:52:43 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Densetsu wrote:
Now I'm curious as to why an invalid ballot is held in storage for a number of years before being discarded.

If you're eventually going to discard it to the trash without anything ever coming of it...why not just do it now?

I could just attribute it to bureaucracy, I suppose.


They're destroyed, not discarded. Secret ballot, see?

If people find out how you're going to vote, they know who to terrorise in order to influence the results.

One of the first things you do if you want to have a bit of a snoop is to go through the garbage.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-15-2006 04:09:06 PM
quote:
What is a Pvednes? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
They're destroyed, not discarded. Secret ballot, see?

If people find out how you're going to vote, they know who to terrorise in order to influence the results.

One of the first things you do if you want to have a bit of a snoop is to go through the garbage.


Replace "discard" with "destroy" and my point is still valid.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-15-2006 06:56:04 PM
quote:
This one time, at Densetsu camp:
Now I'm curious as to why an invalid ballot is held in storage for a number of years before being discarded.

If you're eventually going to discard it to the trash without anything ever coming of it...why not just do it now?

I could just attribute it to bureaucracy, I suppose.


In the event a large number of invalid votes comes in that could effect the election results.

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