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Topic: It was bound to happen someday...
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-07-2006 04:14:06 PM
Britney Spears files for divorce from Kevin Federline.

She filed under irreconcilable differences and wants legal/physical custody of the kids. It was only a matter of time and I figure this is all cause he probably leaked the rumor of a sex tape him and Britney made back in 2004 while trying to drum up interest in his sucky debut CD.

The only reason I'm posting this is cause I find it funny that this is the news that CNN considers 'Breaking News!'.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 11-07-2006 at 04:15 PM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-07-2006 05:20:43 PM
I am prohibited from speaking until I learn how to use pronouns.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 11-07-2006 at 06:13 PM.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-07-2006 11:15:32 PM
Hey wait! Didn't Britney die in a car accident with Justin Timberlake some years ago?!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 11-07-2006 11:28:38 PM
haha, you can take the girl out of the trailer...
The Berserker
Pancake
posted 11-07-2006 11:58:06 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradon! was all like:
haha, you can take the girl out of the trailer...

im sure you could fit a trailer inside that girl.

"Return of the Berserker"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-08-2006 08:36:52 AM
What do you get in when you give white trash money?

White trash with money.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-08-2006 09:18:33 AM
hahah the radio station I listen to in the mornings interviewed "K-Fed" sometime earlier this year. He said some form of "Yeah man" 37 times in the interview, so they just cut out everything else he said (which wasn't much) and just strung together all those. Hiiii-larious.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-08-2006 06:48:34 PM
It's all everyone talked about at work today, and is posted all over the place...

I'm so sick of Britney and Kevin *hangs head* and yet I can't seem to stay away from the tabloids.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-08-2006 07:12:28 PM
quote:
BeauChan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
It's all everyone talked about at work today, and is posted all over the place...

I'm so sick of Britney and Kevin *hangs head* and yet I can't seem to stay away from the tabloids.


Where the fuck do you work that people actually sit around and talk about Brittney Spears?

Nevermind, don't answer that.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-08-2006 08:57:30 PM
quote:
How much Snoota can a Snoota-chuck chuck?
Where the fuck do you work that people actually sit around and talk about Brittney Spears?

Nevermind, don't answer that.


I work customer service for a magazine distribution company.

That, unfortunately, includes all tabloids from "Weekly World News" to "People".


Plus all the good magazines! (Vanity Fair, Cosmo, Glamour, Playboy/Playgirl) and 6,000 others.

edit: speelink and clarification

BeauChan fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 08:58 PM.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Skaw
posted 11-08-2006 10:09:53 PM
quote:
Snoota enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Where the fuck do you work that people actually sit around and talk about Brittney Spears?

Nevermind, don't answer that.



You gotta remember, she's from Canada. Pop-Culturally, 10 years behind the United States.

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