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Topic: The 300 millionth American
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2006 04:36:54 PM
Was supposedly born today.

Woo. Wonder when we'll hit 400 million.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-17-2006 04:38:25 PM
quote:
Karnaj startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Was supposedly born today.

Woo. Wonder when we'll hit 400 million.


I thought the prediction was 2042 or thereabouts.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-17-2006 04:40:10 PM
quote:
Bloodsage says po-ta-to, I say pa-ta-to:
I thought the prediction was 2042 or thereabouts.

Yeah but that will be de-railed by the robot rebellion of 2027 lead by the glorious 128.21.255.21.221.12.342

Talonus
Loner
posted 10-17-2006 04:48:42 PM
quote:
From the book of Blindy., chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah but that will be de-railed by the robot rebellion of 2027 lead by the glorious 128.21.255.21.221.12.342

So still wouldn't have switched over to IPv6? Figures.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-18-2006 02:01:52 AM
quote:
Karnaj impressed everyone with:
Woo. Wonder when we'll hit 400 million.

As soon as you re-conquer mexico! (and Canada).

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 10-18-2006 02:34:54 AM
god I hope no one dies... then we might have 2 300 millionths!
roit, less bash 'is noggin
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-18-2006 03:29:33 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Burger stammered:
As soon as you re-conquer mexico! (and Canada).

More like as soon as they petition to become part of the US.

The worst member of EC.
Live Journal
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-18-2006 05:27:59 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Was supposedly born today.

Woo. Wonder when we'll hit 400 million.


Tommorrow

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-19-2006 01:59:04 AM
Oh no, they are breeding!

Won't somebody think of the children?!

In related news, the number of Germans is declining.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
All times are US/Eastern
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