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Topic: So....costume ideas?
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 01:49:13 AM
Its that time of year again! Apparently some friends have a costume party comin up this weekend. Last year, I did my shtick as a One Night Stand, and I'm looking for suggestions for this one, although this thread could also double as a general costume/halloween thread.

My current ideas:
1) Put a big fake magnet around my neck with a bunch of rubber ducks glued to it: Chick Magnet
2) Dress like a cowboy, put a noose and fake cut around my neck: Well Hung Cowboy

What is everyone else doing?

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Steven Steve
posted 10-17-2006 02:06:56 AM
I'm going as a child rapist
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 02:08:15 AM
I don't think I'll wear one, but when people ask me, "Hey, where's your costume?!" I'll squint, cock my head and say, "Where's yours?"
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 10-17-2006 02:40:21 AM
If its cold outside I wont mind dressing like Big Boss, but if its hot i may just put on some shorts, a boeing golf shirt, golf glove and a cell phone ear piece and go as my dad (when people tap me on the shoulder I will be sure to yell "IM ON A VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE CALL HOLD ON"
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Ryuujin
posted 10-17-2006 05:18:09 AM
quote:
Stalwart Steve had this to say about pies:
I'm going as a child rapist

Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 08:28:08 AM
Undead pirate
I havent showered for like 2 weeks to build up enough funk to fit the part

im so god damn clever

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 10-17-2006 09:40:33 AM
Dressing up as a Fallen Angel, Black Wings, black leather leather thing for the waste area, a harness for the chest. Its halloween its the one day a year when you can dress sluty and no one can say anything (Kinda butchered that quote but still!) And my boi is going as an Angel Should be interesting
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-17-2006 02:05:05 PM
I have absolutely nothing planned.
Greenlit
posted 10-17-2006 02:16:32 PM
I forgot Halloween is even in October.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2006 02:19:34 PM
Wait, Bane's gay? Huh, news to me.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-17-2006 02:28:53 PM
I'm adding pieces onto a costume I used a couple years ago.
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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 10-17-2006 02:34:51 PM
White velvet jumpsuit
Black velvet hat shaped like slicked back hair with a spitcurl.
Gold velvet Belt, Chains
Peach velvet gloves,and sneering facemask.
Feather pillow belly.

Been wanting to do "Velvet Elvis" for years...

My wife was going to dress up s a tree, to match my baby girl's Koala costume, but the costume place ran out of koalas IN SEPTEMBER.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-17-2006 02:43:00 PM
We get a week off for the holiday. We'll be spending it in a chateau in Bordeaux in an orgy of wine, sex, sex, wine, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 10-17-2006 02:46:33 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
We get a week off for the holiday. We'll be spending it in a chateau in Bordeaux in an orgy of wine, sex, sex, wine, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam.

You lead a dangerous life Sir. /worship

Ares
posted 10-17-2006 02:48:31 PM
quote:
Kaiote wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

My wife was going to dress up s a tree, to match my baby girl's Koala costume, but the costume place ran out of koalas IN SEPTEMBER.

That would have been such a cute costume!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-17-2006 02:55:48 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Almond gently hums:
You lead a dangerous life Sir. /worship

You just can't resist clicking, can you, fuckchop?

I've got 3300 hours in various aircraft, 900 of which are logged combat support and over 100 of which are combat. I've planned both combat and non-combat air operations. I've directed live aircrafct with live weapons in real time.

You're just so fucking stupid you'd go up to a firefighter on alert at the station house and say, "You're not so brave and your job is a piece of cake--all you're doing is sitting around playing poker!"

I'm sure if you tried really, really hard, and concentrated as much as you possibly could, you could use Google profitably and rectify your earlier drunken error. The world would thank you for it.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 10-17-2006 03:27:06 PM
I was only thinking of your Liver.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-17-2006 03:51:19 PM
quote:
Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
We get a week off for the holiday. We'll be spending it in a chateau in Bordeaux in an orgy of wine, sex, sex, wine, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam.

Can I come too? I like eggs!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2006 03:57:56 PM
Maybe I'll go as Robert Reed, circa April 1992.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-17-2006 04:17:44 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Led squealed:
Can I come too? I like eggs!

I'd invite you over, but we'd both go to jail.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Talonus
Loner
posted 10-17-2006 04:44:32 PM
Plague doctor. For the geeky, it can easily double as a costume of one of the apostles from Berserk.
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 05:20:07 PM
quote:
Almond's fortune cookie read:
You lead a dangerous life Sir. /worship

Have you ever considered not saying anything to Bloodsage? I mean, it's pretty obvious he doesn't like you, and in general, you make yourself look like a dick 90% of the time you say anything to him.

I mean, I don't personally hate you or anything, but sometimes you have to wonder "Damn, why the fuck did he even post that?"

Anyway, yeah, I pretty much don't celebrate Halloween. :/

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-17-2006 05:21:54 PM
Me and Cysa are going as Jay and Silent Bob.

To what, I'm not sure, yet.

We still have to figure out a costume for Suddar too, as he will be with the Waiszlings this Halloween.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-17-2006 05:22:41 PM
I wonder if I go to work dressed up in a beer bottle looking like Surly Duff, my boss would think I'm alchoholic?
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Blackened
posted 10-17-2006 05:39:22 PM
quote:
Willias.
Have you ever considered not saying anything to Bloodsage? I mean, it's pretty obvious he doesn't like you, and in general, you make yourself look like a dick 90% of the time you say anything to him.

I mean, I don't personally hate you or anything, but sometimes you have to wonder "Damn, why the fuck did he even post that?"


Well, personally, I found it hilarious so fuck you anyway.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 05:48:32 PM
quote:
Blackened was naked while typing this:
Well, personally, I found it hilarious so fuck you anyway.

Yeah, but then again you don't like Bloodsage.

whatever man

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-17-2006 06:13:42 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Willias squealed:
Yeah, but then again you don't like Bloodsage.

whatever man


Since he's also the one who thinks fucking with the board à la Waisz is funny, it's no wonder--they're two of a kind.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Willias
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 06:15:31 PM
hooboy
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-17-2006 07:09:07 PM
I, personally, was just a little weirded out that there was more spam than sex in Bloodsage's planned afternoon.

I don't really believe that Bloodsage needs any help defending himself from the slings and arrows from Jackman or otherwise, so I won't intervene in this matter.

After all, I figure if we just give him what he wants, he'll leave us alone. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to build this Maginot Line to keep Maradon out.

As for costumes, I'm considering not shaving or showering for a week then putting a pillow under my shirt and going as Michael Moore.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-17-2006 07:26:33 PM
Moses, if I can find a decent costume.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-17-2006 08:34:35 PM
A wench... if I can get the corset in time :S

(party is a week saturday)

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 10-17-2006 09:47:50 PM
I'm kind of tempted to buy a stereotypical "Indian brave" costume and wear it to class that day...it'll give my anthropology teacher a heart attack



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-17-2006 10:19:37 PM
Shaun from Shaun of the Dead.

Cricket bats are fucking impossible to find in america.

Ares
posted 10-17-2006 11:09:37 PM
Ares
posted 10-17-2006 11:10:13 PM
quote:
Ferret stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Shaun from Shaun of the Dead.

Cricket bats are fucking impossible to find in america.


Awesome.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 10-17-2006 11:22:35 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
I'd invite you over, but we'd both go to jail.

Not if you invite the whole military. Then it isnt fraternizing.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-17-2006 11:39:54 PM
quote:
Ares enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
This. If it arrives on time and fits. Silly ebay..Payment sent two weeks ago.. $14 US shipping and it's STILL not here..

Or

This.


Cue Somthor/Jackman/whoeverthefuck asking for pics in 3...2...1...

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-17-2006 11:47:47 PM
Depends on if I can come up with a good way to pull it off...

Bob Ross.

No, really. I have the hair.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 10-18-2006 12:30:45 AM
quote:
Demos's account was hax0red to write:
Cue Somthor/Jackman/whoeverthefuck asking for pics in 3...2...1...

No, I learned that I'm not allowed to ask anymore.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-18-2006 01:02:41 AM
quote:
Tribute? You steal men's Demoss, and make them your slaves!
Cue Somthor/Jackman/whoeverthefuck asking for pics in 3...2...1...

Fuck. I want pics.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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