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LeFevre, who has also won the fair's World Corny Dog Eating Contest three times, said his winning strategy was to mix three or four peppers in his mouth with a swig of milk before swallowing.
So, the question is this: how is he going to deal with 247 jalepenos scorching his 62 year-old asshole? I mean, imagine if he's got hemorrhoids.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Someone needs to harvest that shit -- it'll have so damn much fuel in it, we could power the earth for years.
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Verily, Karnaj doth proclaim:
...I mean, imagine if he's got hemorrhoids.
I Imagine he will burn them right the fuck off.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Stalwart Steve still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
He could just get a fat enema and it would probably be fine
Like an enema from a really large bag?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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With great fanfare, Stalwart Steve proclamed:
No I mean actual liquid fat
Better yet, Olestra!
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
