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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 10-08-2006 09:51:29 AM

So I have learned a few things in my last week working up in da cluuuub. Including the one thing that can bring harmony to our world and end all racial violence and bigotry. The DJ plays your typical club music. Fifty Cent, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Daddy Yankee, Pitbull, Lil Jon, whatever. A really hot song gets a few, "Woooooo!"'s, but nothing major.

That is until the DJ plays... Jon Bon Jovi. The last two nights this has occured. On Friday, out of nowhere he played You Give Love a Bad Name and stopped the track during the chorus and there were 2,000 people... white, black, hispanic, asian, whatever... singing Jon Bon Jovi together. He did the same thing last night with Livin' on a Prayer.

The greatest moment of my life was watching this black guy with one of those chains that hang to your belt with a dollar bill sign on the end, the entire thing studded with diamonds, with a straight up diamond filled "grill" like he was some Paul Wall wannabe, belting out the chorus to Livin' on a Prayer.

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Arttemis

Not Squire... but a guitar!

posted 10-08-2006 10:20:47 AM

Boy, if that's not depressing I don't know what is. Bon Jovi?

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 10-08-2006 10:25:27 AM

Hey now, this is cool Bon Jovi we're talking about. Slipper When Wet style Bon Jovi. Not they play my new shit on the country station because I'm a bleeding fucking vagina Bon Jovi.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 10-08-2006 05:28:20 PM

I've actually heard of that happening up here too. Weird, isn't it.

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"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Sakkra

Office Linebacker

posted 10-08-2006 05:32:13 PM

Same exact thing happened at Gilley's with Livin' on a Prayer .

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 10-08-2006 07:03:16 PM

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Nobody really understood why Sakkra wrote:
Same exact thing happened at Gilley's with Livin' on a Prayer .

Gilley's is an old man country bar. It's... not quite the same thing.

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Kinanik

Upset about being titless

posted 10-08-2006 08:34:00 PM

Everyone loves old school Bon Jovi, just noone wants to admit it.

I think I heard more Jovi in Germany than I did in America... it's really weird.

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination

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Sentow, Maybe

Pancake

posted 10-08-2006 09:08:46 PM

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2,000 people

FFS, how big is this club?

Or is this a comical exaggeration that I didn't pick up?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.

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Greenlit

posted 10-08-2006 09:10:44 PM

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From the book of Kinanik, chapter 3, verse 16:
Everyone loves old school Bon Jovi, just noone wants to admit it.
I think I heard more Jovi in Germany than I did in America... it's really weird.

Bon Jovi is fucking huge in Germany. They're bigger than Hasselhoff.

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 10-08-2006 11:21:56 PM

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We were all impressed when Sentow, Maybe wrote:
FFS, how big is this club?
Or is this a comical exaggeration that I didn't pick up?

Three levels. Fits 2,500 as per the fire code.

Snoota fucked around with this message on 10-08-2006 at 11:33 PM.

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 10-09-2006 08:46:28 AM

Same thing happened at a bar on the Jersey Shore when the Amish Outlaws sang Livin' on a Prayer. 500 people of all ethnicities sang along. Like faggots. Myself included.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

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