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Delidgamond thought about the meaning of life:
Find the hanky!
Please do not share this outside of EC

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For some reason I assumed the Panties were a Gaff.

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BetaTested had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I kinda knew it was going there after she took off her jacket. Not that I am complaining or anything.

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amen.

Would like to know how it is done.

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OrangeBrand likes the cock and also said this;
Wow.. Multi talented....Stripper / Magician.

Would like to know how it is done.

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Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
It would have been better if she were at all attractive.

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There you go again, Mr. Picky =p

This isn't porn, really, whether she's attractive is beyond the point.

Nina fucked around with this message on 10-07-2006 at 05:47 PM.

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Maradon! had this to say about (_|_):
It would have been better if she were at all attractive.

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Kinda spastic, too.

Though I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for spilling crumbs.

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Nina had this to say about Punky Brewster:

This isn't porn, really, whether she's attractive is beyond the point.

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why would you want her to get naked if she was not attractive? I bet you the act would fail if she was a 400 pound woman.

Anakha fucked around with this message on 10-07-2006 at 05:50 PM.

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And now, we sprinkle Anakha liberally with Old Spice!
why would you want her to get naked if she was not attractive? I bet you the act would fail if she was a 400 pound woman.

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Well duh. At 400 pounds, she could hide a hanky in like seven thousand different places on her body. The freakin' magic trick would be to find it again.

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Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It would have been better if she were at all attractive.

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^^^

That and her freaky-ass facial expressions kinda ruined it for me. X_X

* clank *

And yes, the facial expressions as well as the severely pulled back hair completely negated any possibility of that being arousing to me.

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Pvednes had this to say about (_|_):
Some of you people may in fact be homosexuals.

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yea, that queer-o on the keyboard is pretty gay.

Edit: And it was entertaining, if obvious

Noxhil2 fucked around with this message on 10-08-2006 at 07:18 PM.

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Noxhil2 stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I am kinda confused by alot of the comments. This was just supposed to be entertaining, not erotic in any way, who cares if you found her attractive?

Edit: And it was entertaining, if obvious

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Exactly.

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Anakha attempted to be funny by writing:
why would i want to see a woman strip unless she was attractive? amazing, she can pull fabric out of her cooter. Thats high quality entertainment.

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Are you dumb as well as blind? Because you seem to fail to notice the whole "vanishing trick" part.

Which I'm sure you can do yourself, being clearly so awesome.

Both with the magic trick, and with the facial expressions.

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Bent over the coffee table, Inferno-Spirit squealed:
It would have been hot if she had a different face. Or no face.

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That's why they invented light switches.

And paper bags.

Also, you can can draw a smiley face or something. Or a bullseye, whatever you need.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 10-09-2006 at 04:10 PM.

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Karnaj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Paper bags make more noise, so she can't hear what filthy, degrading things you're calling her.

Also, you can can draw a smiley face or something. Or a bullseye, whatever you need.

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Also you can cut out eye holes for her. Otherwise, how are you supposed to blind her during intercourse?