<phone>: brrrring (actually my cell plays a midi of kefka's theme that I made myself but let's not nerd this thread up)

<Me>: "Hey lisa"

<Lisa>: "Hi I'm on my porch and there's this very pretty star. But to see it you really should come out on your porch."

(it's cloudy wtf)

*obediently goes out onto porch*

<Me>: Ok I'm outside!

<Lisa>: No you aren't...

<Me>: Yes I am...

<Lisa>: FUCK I'm at the wrong house

anyway about 15 minutes later, at almost 2am, I get my present!!

A basket with a faux pumpkin?

HOLY SHIT MUFFINS!! These are soooo good... these are... solid gold with platinum plating

a-and a card

oh god

time for me to cry like a little white bitch afraid of the black man

Congrats.

p.s. stick it in her muffin

Suddar fucked around with this message on 10-05-2006 at 01:56 AM.

Not that it's such a bad thing.

Yo, who remembers the thread where Delphi or Mightion or one of those hos made the thread saying how he would NEVER ALLOW his woman to go down on him? Jesus Christ, man.

If it was Delphi, ha ha ha, but it's cool now, bro.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 10-05-2006 at 06:22 AM.

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This one time, at Mooj camp:
Dude, that's awesome. How many guys out there have girlfriends who'll give them a gift like that?

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Mine makes me computers. And buys me comic books. And video games.

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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Maradon probably is the sole oral provider in this relationship.

Not that it's such a bad thing.

Yo, who remembers the thread where Delphi or Mightion or one of those hos made the thread saying how he would NEVER ALLOW his woman to go down on him? Jesus Christ, man.

If it was Delphi, ha ha ha, but it's cool now, bro.

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Both of them, actually.

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Mooj was naked while typing this:
Dude, that's awesome. How many guys out there have girlfriends who'll give them a gift like that?

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I made an entire meal that I knew my BF would like. I also made him cookies, bought him stuff.. etc. etc. He does the same for me.

It's still really cute though.. Especially the fact that she was sitting on the wrong porch! lol Nice way to coax you out of the house too.

Although your treat looks very good too, Maradon, you lucky dog, you.

LeMiere fucked around with this message on 10-05-2006 at 04:19 PM.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Mine makes me computers. And buys me comic books. And video games.

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And all it cost you was your integrity and dignity

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Greenlit wrote their words upon the rocks;
Both of them, actually.

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Not that I expect it to change anyone's opinion of me, but I changed my mind on that subject. No details will be provided.

Good times.

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Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
Not that I expect it to change anyone's opinion of me, but I changed my mind on that subject. No details will be provided.

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I suspect even the more angry members of our forum may abandon their grudges if you swallowed your pride and apologized for your behavior.

I kid. Good on you, Mara.

And what kind of muffins are they hmm?

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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
Haha, that's right. Why didn't he get banned again?

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Same reason any of the other losers weren't banned. Once you make up a girlfriend to dote over, you've punished yourself enough.

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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Jajahotep who doth quote:
How very sweet!

And what kind of muffins are they hmm?

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All kinds: Blueberry, chocolate chip, banana nut, cherry, and my favorite, honey bran. I've never had another bran muffin that I liked, these are so awesome.

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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
And all it cost you was your integrity and dignity

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Yeah yeah. Like your integrity is unassailable.

And speak not of your dignity. I saw what you did. God. Right on the carpet.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Stalwart Steve said:
So that's where those things went.

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