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Topic: Iguanas, Part 2
Alberd
Pancake
posted 09-30-2006 09:04:54 PM
One year and eight months ago to the day, I posted a thread asking for advice on how to tame my overly agstful iguana. Because I didn't have the time to care for him, and because I just couldn't calm the fucker down no matter what I tried, I was forced to trust Dmitri's care to an experienced friend who took him in and managed to tame him.

One year and eight months later, and Dmitri the iguana is back in my care. Said friend moved into an apartment and had to get rid of the iguana, so I offered to take him back now that I have a bit more time on my hands to handle him. The tiny six inch lizard that would spaz out at any motion near its cage has grown to well over three feet. Thankfully though, it no longer goes spastic when I try to touch it, which is good, because he could probably take a good sized bite out of me.

In the time my friend had her, we found out she was female, since she layed a clutch of eggs and subsequently ate half of them. We also found out she likes to eat hot dogs and watermelon, and her hobbies include napping, peeling, and gorging herself on greens.

Also, she'd probably taste better now since she's much less tense, and likely large enough to make at least half a boot at this point (but not a pair).

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Maradon!
posted 09-30-2006 09:10:17 PM
Now teach it to speak with a human voice!
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-30-2006 09:18:24 PM
And then how to sell car insurance.

You'll make a fortune.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Vrook Lamar server
Maradon!
posted 09-30-2006 09:21:08 PM
IT'S PIE

AND CHIPS

FOR FREE

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-30-2006 09:55:55 PM
obv ryuu joke
Peter
Pancake
posted 09-30-2006 10:08:42 PM
quote:
Alberd had this to say about dark elf butts:
... since she layed a clutch of eggs and subsequently ate half of them. ....

Hell My stepmother's Sugar Glider ate her first three litters
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Though we are, in NJ, were the young are killed and eaten.

Peter fucked around with this message on 09-30-2006 at 10:10 PM.

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