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Topic: Alles Gute zum Geburstag, Tarquinn!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-25-2006 09:20:09 AM
Die grosse 30! Viel Spass dabei, Opa!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 09-25-2006 10:53:14 AM
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 09-25-2006 12:15:02 PM
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-25-2006 12:39:21 PM
Happy oldness!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-25-2006 01:28:57 PM
Thanks much, Cathy, Xyrra, John and John.

Too celebrate my birthday, I will reactivate the Babelfish-Oracle. Ask me questions (What's the meaning of life? Do you like me? What's Planck's constant?) and I will answer them in German and then let Babelfish come up with the Engrish version.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-25-2006 01:34:38 PM
What is the cause of beach errosion?

Also: Happy birthday.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-25-2006 01:34:56 PM
Holy crap Bloodsage's wife is named John?!?!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-25-2006 01:55:09 PM
Happy birthday you crazy kraut!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 09-25-2006 02:09:35 PM
Whats the best thing about Germany?
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-25-2006 02:45:25 PM
What do you like best about Parcelan?

Happy birthday. You're my favorite European here, though in honesty, it's pretty clear that Mod hasn't been trying very hard to earn the crown.

Sean
posted 09-25-2006 02:55:24 PM
But what about Jens and Madcat?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-25-2006 02:59:59 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about John Romero:
But what about Jens and Madcat?

Jens puts his heart and soul into trying to be different so people will notice him.

Madcat's just a silly douche.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-25-2006 05:37:27 PM
happy birthday!

what question should i ask?

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-25-2006 07:35:00 PM
Alles zum Geburtstag!
Hey, I actually knew what that meant. Thanks, high school German teachers!

OK, OK, um... Haben sie ein gut Tag!

God I hope that's right. If not, I'm just trying to say I hope you have a good birthday ^^

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 09-25-2006 10:51:48 PM
Schlaf bei eine sexye Frau! (that sounds wrong, but there you have it.)

Happy Birthday

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-26-2006 03:17:40 AM
quote:
Dr. Gee probably says this to all the girls:
What is the cause of beach errosion?

Also: Happy birthday.


BabelOracle:


That is completely simple. Tourist. Already times seen as like some tourist sandcastles to build? Some are almost monumental, me ditches, latrines and torture cellars. That can be able be done many meters deeply. No miracle that the beach then erodes. Shoots tourist saves the beach!

Also: Thank you.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-26-2006 03:19:45 AM
quote:
Delidgamond enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Holy crap Bloodsage's wife is named John?!?!

BabelOracle:

Correctly! And Karnajs name is Cathy. It makes completely sense and explains in such a way some!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-26-2006 03:23:55 AM
quote:
Anakha's account was hax0red to write:
Whats the best thing about Germany?

You mean beside our outstanding beer? For me it is the continental situation which it us made possible realtiv simply different countries to visit around our horizon to reach. Also which we compared with other countries often liberals are and enjoy more liberties pleases me extremely well. Oh, and more chests on the television than in the USA.


Mmmm, chests.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-26-2006 03:46:53 AM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
What do you like best about Parcelan?

Happy birthday. You're my favorite European here, though in honesty, it's pretty clear that Mod hasn't been trying very hard to earn the crown.


Ahoi, Parcelan. Apart from a few moderately severe defects, you are a mad type with at opportunity times in or other beer to really drink should. I think you have a mad talent as a writer and hope whom you that times to sometime gild can. If serious literature is not appropriate for you, tries you nevertheless Terry Pratchett, Douglas of Adam, or an American to orient its name me straight does not occur to this.

Which disturbs me at you is, which you break loose apparently occasionally to a completely unprovoked, indiscriminate against calmer members of EC. That does not have to be. Otherwise you have you, compared with in former times, very well under control.

In addition you forgot Leckie, Mortious, Niklas and Zaza.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 09-26-2006 04:13:59 AM
Welcome to a year closer to death!
Skaw
posted 09-26-2006 04:51:59 AM
Kinda late, but

Many years ago today,
Something grew inside of your mother.
That thing was YOU!
YOU!

You! You! You! You!
Did she scream?
Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get. to. die.

One more year goes hurting by.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs a grotesque chorus,
Birthday equals nothing for us.

R-S-V-P, Please.
For the death of thee.
You have little time.
You're running out of life.

Happy. Birthday.
You're gonna die!

Die. Die. Death, Day.
Birth, Day. Death, Day.
Die. Die. Death, Day.
Birth, Day. Death, Day.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-27-2006 02:19:16 AM
Thanks all.

Also, BabelFish is awesome. It translated the German equivalent of "great guy" with "mad type".
Online translators sure went a long way.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-27-2006 at 02:21 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 09-27-2006 02:44:52 AM
You seem like a mad type, Tarquinn
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