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Topic: If I existed
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-13-2006 10:38:22 PM
I would have to announce the following

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mightion Defensor
posted 09-13-2006 10:40:01 PM
... and I would have to congratulate you for it!

Grats!

Resisted the urge to make a "males can get pregnant" joke... I must be ill or something

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-13-2006 10:46:17 PM
Congrats!
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 09-13-2006 10:47:12 PM
Am I the only one seeing a red x?
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 09-13-2006 10:49:12 PM
quote:
From the book of CBTao, chapter 3, verse 16:
Am I the only one seeing a red x?

Nope. I had to copy-paste.

Grats, dude.

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
CBTao
Pancake
posted 09-13-2006 10:56:06 PM
Indeed, grats!

Let the spawn camping begin!

Blackened
posted 09-13-2006 11:02:08 PM
Boy: Jack
Girl: Jennifer

Though you're probably going with something biblical I imagine.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-13-2006 11:05:19 PM
quote:
Blackened wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Boy: Jack
Girl: Jennifer

Though you're probably going with something biblical I imagine.


For those red-xed, it's my wife's positive pregnancy test.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Sean
posted 09-13-2006 11:05:40 PM
quote:
Blackened Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Boy: Jack
Girl: Rose

Alternatively,

Boy: David
Girl: Hal

Sean fucked around with this message on 09-13-2006 at 11:06 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

LeMiere
posted 09-13-2006 11:08:13 PM
Aw! Gratz to you!
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 09-13-2006 11:08:45 PM
Congratulations.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 09-13-2006 11:11:09 PM
Glad to hear the great news! Congratulations!

I'm sure you and your wife have some names already thought up?

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Blackened
posted 09-13-2006 11:11:50 PM
Since he's going biblical

Boy: Noah or Samuel
Girl: Elizabeth or Naomi


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-13-2006 11:16:20 PM
Boy: Parcelan

Girl: Parcelan

Name it honor of your best pal.

Congratulations, my good friend. It's a shame you don't exist anymore.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-13-2006 11:17:42 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Blackened said:
Since he's going biblical

Boy: Noah or Samuel
Girl: Elizabeth or Naomi


Andrew Caleb
Faith Marie
Jonathan James
Elizabeth Ruth
Parcelan Parcelan

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 09-13-2006 11:29:04 PM
Had you announced that - and, for old time's sake, I have to add "and if I weren't inanimate" - I would have to announce my congratulations!



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Blackened
posted 09-13-2006 11:29:48 PM
quote:
Gydyon.
Andrew Caleb
Faith Marie
Jonathan James
Elizabeth Ruth
Parcelan Parcelan

fixed try again

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-13-2006 11:32:49 PM
You need at least three more Parcelans.

Parcelan Parcelan Parcelan-Parcelan Rodriguez.

Nina
posted 09-13-2006 11:35:31 PM
quote:
Gydyon's account was hax0red to write:

For those red-xed, it's my wife's positive pregnancy test.


Oh, I thought it was yours, what a letdown!

Congratulations, good luck with the family addition ;p

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-13-2006 11:43:06 PM
gratz Mr and Mrs Gydyon
LeMiere
posted 09-13-2006 11:44:32 PM
Hm. My name's Jonathan James. It is a good name.
Yuri
posted 09-14-2006 08:03:26 AM
Congratulations sir, and may your first child be a masculine child
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-14-2006 08:39:50 AM
Way to have sex! Booya! Hope all goes well.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 09-14-2006 11:44:35 AM
Congrats!

Your child will be the first of the new generation here.

Steven Steve
posted 09-14-2006 11:53:47 AM
Sammy Solambo
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 09-14-2006 12:21:05 PM
caleb is a good name, yes it is!

I also like Aaron, Allison, hmm, there were soem others that didnt start with "a" but I cant remember them...

my son's name is Graden, strange one there

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-14-2006 01:28:25 PM
Finally shelled out for the "Family the MMO" Expansion, eh?
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 09-14-2006 01:40:42 PM
Name it Human +2, Zandor of the Cosmos
Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-14-2006 01:43:31 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Cadga 2.0 was all like:
Name it Human +2, Zandor of the Cosmos

I agree with Cadga.

Steven Steve
posted 09-14-2006 02:50:06 PM
Personally my son names are:

Johnny "Hardass Johnny" Jaguar
Butch
Bruce
Harbringer
Glenn Hughes
Chuck
Henry "THE MASTER"
Terrell "T-Bone" Bone
Ronnie Coleman

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 09-14-2006 04:39:54 PM

Congratulations!!! May you both have a healthy pregnancy!

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-14-2006 06:46:37 PM
See, you've not realized that there is indeed one area of life where the trying is so much better than the success.

/sigh

Best wishes anyway!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 09-14-2006 09:12:48 PM
yaay! congrats!
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 09-15-2006 06:23:07 PM
quote:
Gydyon had this to say about Tron:
Faith Marie

Heheh. The surname of a guy I know is Love. When his wife was pregnant with thier last child he'd stated if it was a girl, he wanted to name her: Faith Hope...

Congrats Gydyon!! Now we know what you've been up to and I have to agree with the sage one once again, much more fun practicing. And in my opinion, it only gets better with age.

http://www.bloodfin.net
nem-x
posted 09-15-2006 06:24:43 PM
Steven Steve
posted 09-15-2006 07:28:06 PM
HEH.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 09-15-2006 11:31:50 PM
Grats Gydyon!
From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 09-16-2006 06:40:36 AM
quote:
Oh la la! Kaglaaz How'ler:
Heheh. The surname of a guy I know is Love.

His first name wasn't Valentine, was it?

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-16-2006 03:27:02 PM
quote:
What is a Vernaltemptress? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
His first name wasn't Valentine, was it?

It was Buddy. Definately Buddy.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-16-2006 06:16:16 PM
A girl in one of my elementary school classes had the last name Cox. Unfortunately, her parents thought Sharon was a pretty first name.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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