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Topic: Hot Sauces
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2006 03:40:03 PM
There's nothing I like more than hot sauce. One of my chief staples up here in college is Wendy's Spicy Chicken Fillets, and I love to slather them in hot sauce (no mayo).

I started out with Frank's Red Hot and eventually I became numb to that. So I stepped it up to Frank's X-Tra Hot, which was better, but not hot enough. Eventually, I started combining Tabasco Habanero sauce with Frank's X-Tra and for awhile, I was in Nirvana. There is no sweeter burn than Habanero sauce; it's such a delicious thing.

But now I've slowly become immune to it as well. So, let me ask you: what hot sauce or hot sauces do you use for your foodstuffs?

The last time I had something genuinely FIERY HOT was the Atomic Buffalo Wings: sauce so thick it had its own flesh. How hot do you like your wings?

Steven Steve
posted 08-28-2006 03:45:32 PM
Perhaps you should move on to another healthier, more exotic (painful) type of spice, such as mustard, horseradish, or wasabi.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-28-2006 03:48:17 PM
Tabasco Habanero's a big one for me, but I too am finding myself numb to it. One solution I've found to capascin tolerance is the use of hot mustards. They're different, and while not as strong, begin with the shock to the mucus membranes that chilli used to have...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2006 03:50:05 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve has the right stuff
Perhaps you should move on to another healthier, more exotic (painful) type of spice, such as mustard, horseradish, or wasabi.

I don't know, man. Tabasco, Frank's, Emeril's and Cholula all have zero calories. Could I become an amazing beast by eating mustard?

I find that I have to blend sauces. Cholula Garlic Chili is spectacularly tangy, but not that hot, so I blend it with Habanero and feel the burn.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-28-2006 03:57:47 PM
In addition rum running whenever she goes to see her parents in the Keys, my wife also brings back some hot sauce. The most brutal was Blair's Sudden Death, and the funniest name was Professor Payne Indeass' Butt Blazin' Recipe #2: Sphincter Shrinker.

Consider ordering a bottle for yourself.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ares
posted 08-28-2006 04:03:00 PM
Would everyone please stop talking about Spicy Chicken Sandwiches from Wendy's? I've been craving one all week.
Steven Steve
posted 08-28-2006 04:08:23 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
I don't know, man. Tabasco, Frank's, Emeril's and Cholula all have zero calories. Could I become an amazing beast by eating mustard?

I find that I have to blend sauces. Cholula Garlic Chili is spectacularly tangy, but not that hot, so I blend it with Habanero and feel the burn.


I wasn't speaking of calories, I was just referring to the fact that your stomach is going to melt, haha.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-28-2006 04:10:57 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Stalwart Steve was all like:
I wasn't speaking of calories, I was just referring to the fact that your stomach is going to melt, haha.

Then he wouldn't have an excuse to complain about all the horrendous craps he takes on a daily basis.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2006 04:12:44 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Robocop:
Then he wouldn't have an excuse to complain about all the horrendous craps he takes on a daily basis.

My craps have been okay as of late, really. Nice and smooth, if a little long, but I take the time to read. I've finished somewhere around ten or twenty books just by reading them on the toilet.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 08-28-2006 04:14:50 PM
quote:
Karnaj was naked while typing this:
In addition rum running whenever she goes to see her parents in the Keys, my wife also brings back some hot sauce. The most brutal was Blair's Sudden Death, and the funniest name was Professor Payne Indeass' Butt Blazin' Recipe #2: Sphincter Shrinker.

Consider ordering a bottle for yourself.


Blair's Death Rain Potato Chips can get pretty brutal too.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-28-2006 04:46:00 PM
Lawyer's Breath is the awesomesauce for everyday usage. Not blazing hot, but you'll know you've been touched, and lots o' flava.

Jump Up and Kiss Me also has an interesting flavor, while not leaving you feeling like you've licked a stove.

There are others, but I can't think of them right now.

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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Peter
Pancake
posted 08-28-2006 04:54:12 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
.... Blair's Sudden Death....[/URL]

I used to work at a place that sold that stuff, the death chips was stealth in action.


--I would venture to say, look or learn how to make some of this stuff up fresh. Most hot peppers and such are considerably more potant freshly picked. Fresh green sala is a favorite of mine.

Ryuujin
posted 08-28-2006 06:11:58 PM
Consider stepping up to a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract if you've become immune to habenero.
Ares
posted 08-28-2006 06:20:51 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about John Romero:
Consider stepping up to a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract if you've become immune to habenero.

Uh.. You do realise that pure Capsaicin can kill a person...It has to be used in very small amounts... Most chef's that use capsaicin extract wear gloves, face masks and goggles.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-28-2006 06:27:09 PM
Find yourself a little Indian woman to do all of your cooking for you.

That's the way I do it.

Ryuujin
posted 08-28-2006 06:35:51 PM
quote:
Ares stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Uh.. You do realise that pure Capsaicin can kill a person...It has to be used in very small amounts... Most chef's that use capsaicin extract wear gloves, face masks and goggles.

Did you even really read what I said?

quote:
Consider stepping up to a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract if you've become immune to habenero.

a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract

a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract

a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-28-2006 07:49:01 PM
Could also try tricking your body/taste buds

I had soup from a Thai place...panang or something. Starts out sweet. Has coconut milk in it. That's to lure you into a false sense of security. Sipped slowly, you get a good heat going. Drink it fast and you die in burning ecstasy...why? Because it's SO FUCKING GOOD...but it HURTS

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Ares
posted 08-28-2006 10:03:58 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Captain Planet:
a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract

a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract

a hot sauce made with capsaicin extract


Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-28-2006 11:40:03 PM
If I existed, I would say we here in Pittsburgh have a concoction that could cause your tongue to wipe itself off on the floor. Seek ye Quaker Steak Suicide or Atomic sauce. Available in stores everywhere. In Pittsburgh. Well, IN Giant Eagle stores in Pittsburgh. Maybe.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-29-2006 12:31:09 AM
I am not yet immune to the insane heat of some hot sauces, but I definitely enjoy the amazing sweet, yet pretty spicy taste of Tapatío brand hot sauce.

It's good.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-29-2006 07:29:34 AM
The trick is not to, as insinuated earlier, leave your tongue tasting of ash. At least not for me. I enjoy hot and spicy foods, mind you. The trick for me is making the heat of the food a part of the overall meal, rather than the lure itself. I'd rather get a good hot heat going with some food that has tastes other than that of a hot poker, then eat something and only taste the heat so hot it makes your ass dribble.

That's actually why I don't like chili cook-offs much anymore, to tell the truth. Sometimes they're fun, with people firing off different ingredients, methods and so forth. All too often, though, people get into the mindset that it's actually a "how much hot can you take" contest. Once you get to that, it quickly becomes a contest of stabbing your tongue with one hot poker after another. Whoopee.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Peter
Pancake
posted 08-29-2006 10:19:51 AM
quote:
From the book of Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael, chapter 3, verse 16:
.... people get into the mindset that it's actually a "how much hot can you take" contest. Once you get to that, it quickly becomes a contest of stabbing your tongue with one hot poker after another. Whoopee.


I've added a secret ingredient just for you. The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenengo, grown deep in the jungles primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

Peter fucked around with this message on 08-29-2006 at 10:26 AM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-29-2006 10:23:48 AM
The Insanity Peppers of Quetzlzactatolanga!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 08-29-2006 07:00:01 PM
If you really want hot you're going to have to buy some distilled capsicum, it dosn't have to be super hot around 5,000 scoles should do ya, and make you're own stuff. That may be more effort then you're willing to invest though.
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