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Topic: Why is it???
Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-20-2006 02:52:01 AM
That I can ride 4 miles home from the bar on my bicycle without falling down, get home, and then as soon as I fall, end up on the ground, and still have the presence of mind to grab a MOTHERFUCKING DRUMSTICK once I get home.

And then be able to read posts once on I get home, as long as I concentrace.

Also, Bloodsage has a huge dog... I want a mastiff.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-20-2006 02:54:10 AM
Also, I hit on a cougar at the cougar-bar, and she shot me down...

How the fuck does that happen???

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-20-2006 03:52:48 AM
Didn't you die or something like that?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-20-2006 08:44:52 AM
So, do you traffic hallucinogenic drugs on your bike?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-20-2006 09:02:41 AM
Why is it when I shake a persons hand I wonder where it's been?
Maradon!
posted 08-20-2006 11:19:59 AM
What the hell is a cougar bar?

I'm thinking of a bar with giant cats of prey sitting around enjoying drinks, a dead zebra all on the bar for anyone to snack on.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-20-2006 11:25:35 AM
quote:
Why do ya build me up, Maradon!-cup baby just to let me down, and mess me around?
What the hell is a cougar bar?

I'm thinking of a bar with giant cats of prey sitting around enjoying drinks, a dead zebra all on the bar for anyone to snack on.


That's what I was imagining. In which case, I think the bipedalism and lack of claws would be the big turn-offs there.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 08-20-2006 11:31:22 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about pies:
That's what I was imagining. In which case, I think the bipedalism and lack of claws would be the big turn-offs there.

He could have made a nice midnight snack, though.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-20-2006 11:35:31 AM
quote:
Verily, Maradon! doth proclaim:
What the hell is a cougar bar?

I'm thinking of a bar with giant cats of prey sitting around enjoying drinks, a dead zebra all on the bar for anyone to snack on.


A cougar is generally a single female over age 35, who hits on men in their early-mid 20s. Usually high powered business women who havent had time to date look for bars like that to have a quick score with a guy in his prime.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-20-2006 12:32:43 PM
quote:
Almond had this to say about (_|_):
Why is it when I shake a persons hand I wonder where it's been?

Howard Hughes was "eccentric."

You're just crazy.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 08-20-2006 03:21:31 PM
quote:
Reynar was listening to Cher while typing:
A cougar is generally a single female over age 35, who hits on men in their early-mid 20s. Usually high powered business women who havent had time to date look for bars like that to have a quick score with a guy in his prime.

Thus proving Burger is not in his prime!

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