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Topic: Uh oh.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-16-2006 09:56:59 AM
I've been here just six years and already I'm forgetting my anniversary date. If this holds with other anniversary dates, I'm going to be buying my wife a lot of jewelry.

Anyone, in celebration of six long years, post here and I'll give you an inappropriate nickname!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-16-2006 10:00:59 AM
I've gotta get a nickname!

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Cadga MK II
Pancake
posted 08-16-2006 10:01:03 AM
Have I been here 6 years?
cause uhh i was banned a bunch and stuff... fucked my life up fixed it

rinse wash repeat.

now im posting here from work LOL

The man, the myth, The legend
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2006 10:02:04 AM
Four days late. Tsk tsk. Congratulations for sticking around for six years, Senor Karnaj. Your homosexual and poop jokes have always been a source of amusement (albeit if a gross form of it). Here is to six more years! <toasts>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 08-16-2006 10:09:54 AM
Ill miss you most of all scarecrow!!
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-16-2006 10:16:10 AM
Woo.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-16-2006 10:35:18 AM
off and on, but hey... i'm here
Ares
posted 08-16-2006 10:58:24 AM
Buy her lots of jewelry anyways! We girls like that stuff. It sparkles.. We must be part bird or something. Caw.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-16-2006 11:09:34 AM
6 years of wonderful wonderful butt lovin'.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-16-2006 01:45:47 PM
Holy crap you're old.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-16-2006 01:47:57 PM
use your DBZ avatar.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-16-2006 01:54:02 PM
quote:
Liam still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
use your DBZ avatar.

I doubt I have it anymore. That was three computers ago.

And your nicknames are coming up soon. As a teaser, here's Beta's:

"The Betesticled Dandy"

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 08-16-2006 01:54:06 PM
I still can't believe KARNAJ is MARRIED.

To a WOMAN.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Gadani
U
posted 08-16-2006 02:28:56 PM
This is going to be like Batty's thread, isn't it?
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-16-2006 02:30:24 PM
i doubt shes really a woman.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 08-16-2006 02:35:36 PM
nm

Cadga 2.0 fucked around with this message on 08-16-2006 at 02:37 PM.

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-16-2006 03:14:52 PM
Also.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-16-2006 03:18:54 PM
Happy... congrats.. day?
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-16-2006 07:07:57 PM
Karnaj is a pretty cool dude.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-16-2006 07:22:23 PM
One of the cooler oldtimers.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-16-2006 07:25:02 PM
Congrats Karnaj!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-16-2006 08:31:18 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I still can't believe KARNAJ is MARRIED.

To a WOMAN.


It is indeed a scary thought. Karnaj seemed to be a batchelor for life, what with all the sock drawer shitting and everything.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-16-2006 08:48:39 PM
Nicknames ahoy!

Cadga - The Noble Sir Diarrhea

Kat - Pillowpants

Timpofee - Crispy Whiskers

Azymyth - Ass-to-Mouth

Norim - Affordable Cranberry Juice

Ares - Kaleidoscope Jones

Fal - The Junk-Faced Ham

Melpominee - Damnati

Liam - The Amazing Coatfucker

Sean - The Whole F'n Show

Gadani - Li'l Skidmark Shorts

Anakha - Unsullied Sanchez

Blindy - One Eyed Pocket Weasel, Esq.

Sakkra - The Sacred Feminine

Gains - Lycurgus

Lechium - Von Juntzt

RIG - mIRV Griffin

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 08-16-2006 at 08:49 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-16-2006 08:50:06 PM
oh hells yeah
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-16-2006 08:51:39 PM
I'm kind of sad you don't get a new color =/



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-16-2006 09:36:43 PM
Hey, you going to be horribly busy the second week of September? Cause I'm going to be (vaguely) in your area. . .driving to college. . .
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-16-2006 09:54:52 PM
Yey!
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-16-2006 09:55:44 PM
Six years holy shit x_x Happy anniversary?
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-16-2006 09:58:49 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-16-2006 10:08:20 PM
I can only hope to be as well-traveled and as cultured as you when I graduate.

Congratulations.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 08-16-2006 10:14:43 PM
My left nipple is a portal to a magic land.
Veni, vidi, vici
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-17-2006 09:38:19 AM
Moogle - Turgid Tesseract, the 4-Dimensional Wonder

Vorbis - Splendid Suspenders Jr.

Pvednes - Count Rugen, the Six-Fingered Man

Led - Ponderosa Punching Bag

Delid - The Goat With A Thousand Young

Alidane - Donkey Punch O'Brien

Tristan - Bloat-o, the Last Ungulate

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-17-2006 10:45:15 AM
Wow. I hit six years a couple months ago.

Time flies, eh?

Congrats, Dell-boy.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 08-17-2006 10:52:46 AM
quote:
Karnaj impressed everyone with:
RIG - mIRV Griffin

Ok.. i laughed way WAY too hard at that one..

Timpofee fucked around with this message on 08-17-2006 at 10:53 AM.

LeMiere
posted 08-17-2006 06:19:02 PM
Yeah. Congratulations. After four years, anniversaries seem to lose meaning.
No presents. No pie. Just another reason to post a thread.

I want pie. :[

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-17-2006 06:24:11 PM
Congrats


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-17-2006 08:56:09 PM
quote:
LeMiere's fortune cookie read:
Yeah. Congratulations. After four years, anniversaries seem to lose meaning.
No presents. No pie. Just another reason to post a thread.

I want pie. :[


*yearns for the old days of pie*

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-17-2006 09:47:48 PM
*offers Xyrra pie*
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-17-2006 09:50:10 PM
quote:
Trent was listening to Cher while typing:
*offers Xyrra pie*

Ooo, pie! *glances around* Why are we in this dark alley again?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-17-2006 09:55:55 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about pies:
Ooo, pie! *glances around* Why are we in this dark alley again?

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