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Topic: Germans Invade Paris--Pics at 11:00!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-11-2006 04:34:40 PM
I'm the one in the middle, obviously. There's a pic with everybody's eyes open, but the tongue-lolling is too classic to miss.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-11-2006 04:44:27 PM
Jesus shit, Marc, what the hell did you do to your beautiful hair?!

EDIT: And incidentally, I think that's the gayest thing I've ever said.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 08-11-2006 at 04:46 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 08-11-2006 04:55:07 PM
Holy fuck, that dog is massive.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-11-2006 04:57:35 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade painfully thought these words up:
Holy fuck, that dog is massive.

That's not a Dog.... it's a Space Station!

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-11-2006 05:09:55 PM
If you look closely, Vernal (or who I presume is Vernal) is actually being pulled into orbit around the dog.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nina
posted 08-11-2006 05:20:35 PM
Grasping at straws here, but... From left to right!

Tarquinn's significant other, Tarquinn, Satan, Vernal, Bloodsage!

Am I right!

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-11-2006 05:24:03 PM
Satan is fucking HUGE.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-11-2006 05:42:20 PM
I think his name is Oberon and he's a big puppy.
Blackened
posted 08-11-2006 05:50:02 PM
That dog's head is almost as big as a PS3 for christ's sake

Sweet pic, though


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Nina
posted 08-11-2006 05:55:16 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I think his name is Oberon and he's a big puppy.

Probably -- I only remembered the name Satan from a tale of scared Jehova's witnesses.

Nina fucked around with this message on 08-11-2006 at 05:56 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-11-2006 06:01:55 PM
Yeah, his name's only Satan when somebody I don't want to talk to is at the door. "No, Satan, down! Not food! No kill!"
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ryuujin
posted 08-11-2006 07:00:36 PM
That is a humongous fucking dog.
Skaw
posted 08-11-2006 07:55:59 PM
If you look closely, you can see the sofa starting to bow downwards.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-11-2006 08:25:22 PM
Its like the love child between an X-Box controller and an elephant.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Sean
posted 08-11-2006 08:40:40 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper obviously shouldn't have said:
Its like the love child between an X-Box controller and an elephant.

What the fuck is wrong with you

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sean
posted 08-11-2006 08:46:05 PM
Seriously, do you have any Titanic jokes to toss around while you're sitting on the bleeding edge of relevant humor?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-11-2006 08:47:29 PM
More like Xbox

Because it's big

Am I rite, Sean?

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-11-2006 08:57:09 PM
Retro is in this year
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 08-11-2006 09:52:53 PM
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-12-2006 03:04:43 AM
Link taken down because I'm leaving on vacation and don't want to eat my bandwidth when I'm not around to monitor it.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-14-2006 02:56:26 PM
quote:
Bloodsage obviously shouldn't have said:
Link taken down because I'm leaving on vacation and don't want to eat my bandwidth when I'm not around to monitor it.

I missed it, bitch. >:[

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-14-2006 04:38:40 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Link taken down because I'm leaving on vacation and don't want to eat my bandwidth when I'm not around to monitor it.

To be honest, that's pretty sad considering it was a small pic of interest only to these boards, and once everybody had it cached, it wouldn't take up any bandwidth anyway.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Sean
posted 08-14-2006 04:39:53 PM
quote:
Densetsu said this about your mom:
To be honest, that's pretty sad considering it was a small pic of interest only to these boards, and once everybody had it cached, it wouldn't take up any bandwidth anyway.

Yeah..

Use imageshack or something, jebus.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-14-2006 06:03:35 PM
Old man Bloodsage doesn't trust this new fangled internets.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-14-2006 06:11:43 PM
Somebody stole my bandwidth in here. Fess up.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 08-14-2006 06:19:46 PM
My coworker sent me an internet yesterday and I didn't get it til this morning. You guys are clogging up the pipes!

ArchAngel fucked around with this message on 08-14-2006 at 06:20 PM.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 08-14-2006 10:24:33 PM
quote:
ArchAngel painfully thought these words up:
My coworker sent me an internet yesterday and I didn't get it til this morning. You guys are clogging up the pipes!

Get it right, tubes.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 08-15-2006 12:04:02 AM
quote:
Naimah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Get it right, tubes.

I fail.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-15-2006 01:44:30 AM
Relax, guys. I'll fix it in the evening.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-15-2006 01:36:54 PM
Here, fixed.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-16-2006 07:31:56 PM
quote:
ArchAngel had this to say about Robocop:
I fail.

Not only did you fail, but you risk the wrath of Oberon. You live on the Coast. Just imagine the nearest harbor exploding as that dog comes barrelling out of it to get you.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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