So, I've been playing Knights of the Old Republic...

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 08-10-2006 04:25:40 AM

Yeah, yeah, totally late, I know. It was twenty bucks and thus far has been a gas to play (though I think I got Jedi-ship waaaaay too easily).

Anyways, a couple of spoiler-free questions:

1. Do I get to have a love interest in this? A LESBIAN LOVE INTEREST a la Jade Empire? That would be totally fun.

2. Do I really lose my hair and become all veiny if I turn to the Dark Side? Oh God, I'm so vain, I must already be turning to the Dark Side.

3. Does anyone else who plays it now get to the Jedi Enclave and meet...what's his name? Vrook? The bald Jedi, anyways. Do they get to him and suddenly can't hear anything but Mr. Wuncler from Boondocks?

"Arrogance and pride leads to the Dark Side. Putting your foot up the ass of a twelve-year-old Indonesian child is pretty bad, too."

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-10-2006 07:16:24 AM

Yeah in theory you can get a romance going with the cat chick.

You do get uglier if you go dark side...though I think it was more pronounced in the second game.

And yes...have you checked IMDB? Maybe they had the same voice actor or something.

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Alberd

Pancake

posted 08-10-2006 08:34:32 AM

Now that my curiosity has been piqued, I looked the voice actor up on wikipedia. Master Vrook and Ed Wuncler are indeed both voiced by the same man, Ed Asner. He bears a good resemblance to Ed Wuncler as well.

Alberd fucked around with this message on 08-10-2006 at 08:35 AM.

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Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.

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Bajah

posted 08-10-2006 10:43:13 AM

I don't even know who Wuncler is, but I recognised Ed Asner's voice when I played through it, years ago. hehe

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Sean

posted 08-10-2006 10:42:30 PM

Depending on your PC's gender (I'm assuming female) you can have relations with Carth, Juhani, or.. I forget the third.

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It's not something people hear about.

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Sentow, Maybe

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posted 08-10-2006 10:44:51 PM

quote:
Sean had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Depending on your PC's gender (I'm assuming female) you can have relations with Carth, Juhani, or.. I forget the third.

Bastila?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-10-2006 10:54:42 PM

You can only get so far with Bastila then she gets all regretful about it because she knows who you are.

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Sean

posted 08-10-2006 11:47:10 PM

Bastila's only for male PCs.

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Nina

posted 08-11-2006 02:14:04 AM

Carth was great. Only hitch, really, was how he didn't at all seem to pick up about your heavy Dark Side tendencies before you kill him at the end. I mean really, you're a step short of leaving fire and brimstone in your footsteps, and he didn't notice before?

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Sakkra

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posted 08-11-2006 02:15:32 AM

Evil Bastila gives me a woody.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 08-11-2006 02:17:14 AM

I was planning on going Light Side. Can I get Evil Bastila if I turn to the dark side?

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Nina

posted 08-11-2006 02:18:58 AM

Fairly sure you can redeem her. Or something.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 08-11-2006 02:21:25 AM

I don't fucking care about that shit.

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Y.O.T.C

No longer a Towel Girl

posted 08-11-2006 02:38:21 AM

quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
I was planning on going Light Side. Can I get Evil Bastila if I turn to the dark side?

yes

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 08-11-2006 03:08:30 AM

quote:
Y.O.T.C had this to say about pies:
yes

By "get" I mean "get on." If I were female.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-11-2006 07:09:51 AM

Then no. Not really. She might confess her love, but that's considered Light Side, and she turns back. Shame really. Dark Side Bastila's outfit is tasty.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 08-11-2006 07:14:50 AM

So, let me get this straight.

A girl can't hook up with Bastila.

A dark side girl could hook up with Bastila if she's also dark side.

Bastila might then confess her love and turn light side and a girl can hook up with Bastila?

If I get no lesbian action in this game, I will be sorely pissed. In every game, I seek to make it happen.

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Mooj

Scorned Fanboy

posted 08-11-2006 09:01:08 AM

quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
So, let me get this straight.
A girl can't hook up with Bastila.
A dark side girl could hook up with Bastila if she's also dark side.
Bastila might then confess her love and turn light side and a girl can hook up with Bastila?
If I get no lesbian action in this game, I will be sorely pissed. In every game, I seek to make it happen.

You can get Lesbian action, but the only Lesbian action that outright states it is Juhani/Jedi chick.

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Densetsu

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posted 08-11-2006 05:18:38 PM

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mooj said:
You can get Lesbian action, but the only Lesbian action that outright states it is Juhani/Jedi chick.

I never got to explore that possiblity with my female character because she was dark side and just killed Juhani for her insolence.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-11-2006 06:49:57 PM

I've never had the urge to get the lesbian ending. On the other hand, I got the two-chicks-and-PC ending in Jade Empire. The Ninja/Princess was quite tasty.

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Delphi Aegis

Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.

posted 08-12-2006 01:14:16 AM

quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I've never had the urge to get the lesbian ending. On the other hand, I got the two-chicks-and-PC ending in Jade Empire. The Ninja/Princess was quite tasty.

Sooo...

When's Jade empire coming to PC again?

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Sean

posted 08-12-2006 01:17:43 AM

Release date to be announced, but it was shown at E3.

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