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Topic: I'd fuck me.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-24-2006 05:05:42 PM
Sup
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Freedan
Pancake
posted 07-24-2006 05:16:08 PM
You never go ass to mouth.
Steven Steve
posted 07-24-2006 05:26:45 PM
I've seen (and performed) much better penis tucks.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-24-2006 06:21:11 PM
quote:
Delidgamond was listening to Cher while typing:
I'd fuck me

We know, already!

Please dont post any pictures of the act...

Veni, vidi, vici
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-24-2006 06:25:34 PM
going to go see that movie in about 1 hour... hope it is good.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Blackened
posted 07-24-2006 06:27:21 PM
quote:
OrangeBrand.
going to go see that movie in about 1 hour... hope it is good.
You'll enjoy it you stupid porch monkey.

No, it's okay, I'm taking it back.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-24-2006 08:24:46 PM
I'M SORRY JESUS
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 07-24-2006 10:35:14 PM
Real nice pickle fucker.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Ares
posted 07-24-2006 10:36:01 PM
Sean
posted 07-24-2006 10:45:52 PM
Clerks 2.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ares
posted 07-24-2006 10:47:16 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Sean!
Clerks 2.

oh, I see.. I couldn't tell who the person was in the icon. Makes more sense now.

Sean
posted 07-24-2006 10:51:48 PM
Mewes is looking damn good since he cleaned up, and they even addressed it in the movie.

It was pretty fantastic through and through.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ares
posted 07-24-2006 10:54:15 PM
I'm afraid to say that I havn't seen the first one...
Gadani
U
posted 07-24-2006 11:35:50 PM
"Porch monkey"'s not racist; "grandma" is!
Burori
Pancake
posted 07-25-2006 01:21:11 AM
I saw the movie and only one thing bugs me.... what the fuck is a Porch Monkey? I know it is a racist slur towards blacks but what does it mean?
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Maradon!
posted 07-25-2006 01:53:40 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Burori who doth quote:
I saw the movie and only one thing bugs me.... what the fuck is a Porch Monkey? I know it is a racist slur towards blacks but what does it mean?

Black people who hang out on porches. Black person. Monkey. Porch. Porch monkey. This is not a major stretch of the imagination.

Stiddy
Pancake
posted 07-25-2006 08:59:30 AM
Pretty much everything with the Trevor Fehrman character was wonderful.

...Pillow Pants. D:

Steven Steve
posted 07-25-2006 11:21:22 AM
One time my brother was walking around southeast Portland and a porch monkey shouted at him, from his porch, "WHAT'RE YOUUUUUUUUU DOING!" with an angry face! It was totally scary!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-26-2006 01:25:10 PM
Pussy Troll in bad audio! (blame the source)
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Steven Steve
posted 07-26-2006 02:18:42 PM
The pussy troll was excellent. The creepy music and expression of frightened disbelief made it work.

And then right before the credits roll, Sam bricks in Frodo's mouth.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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