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Topic: HL2: Episode 1
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 07-13-2006 01:27:47 PM
Has anyone else played this game?
It starts the story after HL2 and shows you trying to escape from the city.
I,being a huge HL geek, am loving the story and such. They are so far showing alot of the "omg what happened" stuff that is going on. Alot more humor thrown in and interaction (like when you are with the girl and you make a 1shot kill she will say "Great shot!" and sound impressed) oh and they made it so she and the other NPCs aren't worthless. If a zombie is coming close and she is supposed to be protecting you.. she will knee it in the stomach and then kinda round house it to kill it.
Its also alot of fun You dont need HL2 to play it.. and when i ordered it from bestbuy it was only $14.99 ($19.99 in the store)
If you liked Half Life 2 I would say you would like this since.. well.. its the same game heh. i havent beaten it yet but im enjoying the hell out of it.

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:07:00 PM
Fell entirely under my radar.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:09:33 PM
Half life?

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:12:56 PM
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Blackened.
Half life?
METAL GEAR?!

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:14:12 PM
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Nobody really understood why Blackened wrote:
METAL GEAR?!

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:14:57 PM
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Sean.
METAL GEAR?!

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:16:33 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:16:43 PM

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:18:00 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:18:30 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:19:04 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:19:31 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:20:28 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:20:51 PM
Me and my buddy GEORGE ZIMMER. Take it, GEORGE.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CAN’T RESIST MY PLOW
AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT MY KIT
YOU’LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS…I GUARANTEE IT

IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED
POLISHING MY PISTOL’S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS
FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL
CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL
WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE,
SAID, “I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE”.
SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS
AND REALIZED, “I SHOULD MAKE MEN’S SUITS IN TEXAS”.

I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID “OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR”.
SAID I TO THE CABBIE “I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!”
SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZEABLE SCHLONG
IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDN’T QUIT
AND THAT’S WHEN I FIRST PROCLAIMED, “I GUARANTEE IT!”

I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN
AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT
AND THAT’S HOW I CAME TO SAY, “I GUARANTEE IT”


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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:22:00 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:22:32 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:23:57 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:24:23 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:26:18 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:26:42 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:28:22 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:29:34 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:30:16 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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posted 07-13-2006 05:31:37 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:32:14 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Sakkra
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posted 07-13-2006 05:32:50 PM
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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:33:07 PM

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:34:05 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:35:03 PM
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Check out the big brain on Sakkra!
[xIMG]http://members.aol.com/krannan/myhomepage/shuvel.jpg[/IMG]

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:35:19 PM
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Sakkra.
[xIMG]http://members.aol.com/krannan/myhomepage/shuvel.jpg[/IMG]

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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 05:38:11 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 05:41:35 PM

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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 07-13-2006 06:39:39 PM
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-13-2006 07:04:41 PM
Are you guys in the same room while you're doing this?

If so, doesn't it make this all kinda weird?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Sean
posted 07-13-2006 07:42:05 PM
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Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
Are you guys in the same room while you're doing this?

If so, doesn't it make this all kinda weird?

"Posted."
"Masterlock, ahahahaha. Posted."
"Tombstone what the fuck. Posted."
"Jesus Christ. Posted."
"Fucking Jimmy Carter? Ahahaha."

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Blackened
posted 07-13-2006 08:34:08 PM
so guyz n/e of u herd of HALF LIFE EPISODE 1

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-13-2006 09:24:08 PM
If there are any pests on the board, this will lure them out.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Blackened
posted 07-14-2006 01:03:51 AM
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Karnaj.
If there are any pests on the board, this will lure them out.


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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-14-2006 06:18:11 AM
It ain't my fault you don't get the joke. Maybe you should try branching out a little more.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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