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Topic: Tzohora'im tovim, mofos!
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 07-10-2006 02:21:07 PM
I have returned from Israel, that land of milk, honey, and rocket-propelled explosives. When I wasn't busy excavating Iron age fortifications, I had the opportunity to tour this coveted country, and I wish to share with you what I have learned:

1- Anyone who actually covets this place, or otherwise thinks it's their "promised land" is obviously deranged; it is a hot, merciless land, inhabited by naught but coneys and small lizards. It only rains three months out of the year.

2- The mandatory military service for all Israeli citizens aged 19 to 21 has produced an entire social stratum of highly trained, vigilant, sexy coeds.

And finally 3- $100 really means $15.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Maradon!
posted 07-10-2006 02:24:21 PM
Don't they have peace over there since they gave back the gaza strip?

Oh wait that's right the militant muslims just used the gaza strip to launch rockets at the Israeli, oops.

Maradon!
posted 07-10-2006 02:25:07 PM
Oh and welcome back and stuff.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-10-2006 02:26:08 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie has sealed the pact
2- The mandatory military service for all Israeli citizens aged 19 to 21 has produced an entire social stratum of highly trained, vigilant, sexy coeds.

Expound.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 07-10-2006 02:29:45 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Expound.

Seriously, man - it's like Starship Troopers.

But with Palestinians, rather than giant insects.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-10-2006 02:30:19 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about Knight Rider:
Seriously, man - it's like Starship Troopers.

But with Palestinians, rather than giant insects.


That is not expounding. When I say expound, I mean like expound Maradon in the ass expound.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 07-10-2006 03:40:53 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Seriously, man - it's like Starship Troopers.

But with Palestinians, rather than giant insects.


I lol'ed ;P

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