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Topic: Situational Awareness
Jet
Pancake
posted 06-29-2006 09:08:49 PM
Situational Awareness


Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same
Speed as you.

Question:

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.

Sean
posted 06-29-2006 09:10:12 PM
thanks for this
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-29-2006 09:10:24 PM
Steven Steve
posted 06-29-2006 09:18:27 PM
Valley!?!?!?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Jet
Pancake
posted 06-29-2006 09:22:16 PM
Ha! Ive been ther so I though it was funny lol oh well.
Sean
posted 06-29-2006 09:23:20 PM
I'll bet you have. I'll bet you did.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-29-2006 09:31:17 PM
The fire engine is travelling slower than you.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2006 09:37:31 PM
I am pleased with this thread on the whole.

Who wants to be beaten.

Jet
Pancake
posted 06-29-2006 10:06:42 PM
What do you use for beatings? lol
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2006 10:20:59 PM
My beating cane.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 06-30-2006 12:52:43 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
My beating cane.

He carries two canes, one for walking and one for beating.

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